freaky friday

holla people.

was in times square with a dear friend of mine to watch 'alone'. lol. its rated 18 pl so we thought it would be a real horrifying one BUT dot dot dot...


watch my dog sleep lagi horror-ah. =P

you know, if watch horror movie-ah, scare-la them people til they freak out and pee all over the place. this movie-ah make people pee a bit then no more already. pee again then stop again. haih. let-la people pee non stop geh. okay, i know. bad metaphor. =P


them bumps in times square are huge!

in other words, the ghost come out, scare people once, then no more-jor. scare people once, then no more again =P really potong stim one la.

everyone will have the eh-the-hantu-BEHINNDDDD!-look-behind! thought ma. mana tahu after scaring the heck out of people they go to those peaceful peaceful scenes already. continue scaring-la~. =D~

the names of the twins are //edit pim and ploy. sound a bit cute.
(thanks leanne for the info~! =D)


loads of twins!

then the lengchai actor always pim-karp-ing and ploy-karp-ing.

the freaky thing about the movie is not the movie. its the tickets. these are our tickets. note the seat numbers and the date.



the very next day, after badminton, went to shower-lor. found these on the toilet bench. the picture's very blur because the toilet's very steamy. got steam-bath-room ma. =P



written on them tickets:
alone,
cheras,
22/06/07,
11pm,
E07 and E08.

same seats, same day, 6 hours apart, different location.
tickets also got twins weh! =,="

that time ah, i pee-ed all over non stop already. =P

green green grass of home

hello people.

today jim's a botanist! whee~! =P

this is mrs sun. she is the highest in the food chain. always wanted to take a picture of her but most cameras leave a mole on her face.



this is mr and mrs water lilies. theyre happily married with two kids, water lilies junior. they live in a recycled water tank for almost a decade already. they rear guppy fishes! =P



this is old mr chili. his DNAs got altered and now hes producing extremely pretty and hot children. as hot as jessica alba. =P psst. his neigbour is mrs orchid. she doesnt flower because shes a little grumpy nowadays.



this is doggie looking for a good spot to plant a coconut tree. hes planning to use the my-pee as fertilizer.



this is mr esparagae plantae or in plain english, mr king. (mom says its "wong tai fa"). mr esparagae's recently migrated to my house from a land far far away.



this is mrs longan. shes 36-24-36, extremely hot model. shes so conscious about her body contour she never gets pregnant. no longan to eat lor so long already.



this is mr dragonfruit. he is believed to be the ancient protector of the garden dynasty. with his long hand(sss), he scares the enemies away. he's green dynasty's royal scarecrow.



and lastly, this is mrs water lily and mr palm. mrs water lily is very naughty because she always seduces mr palm by touching him.



there was also mrs bushy rambutan and also tall mr coconut. but because theyre overly naughty, they got evicted from the green dynasty by the super-lengchai-but-boring-duo.



lol. jims getting crazy. truth is, moms gone bonkers about plants and my homes now a very green cookie. whee~! if i become botanist ar, then green leaves will turn orange already to fancy me. =P

jim's anatomy

A for apple,
B for boy,
C for cat,
D for dude, alphabets?!

dont mind me im a little nostalgic today. =P

today i ransacked my old dusty cupboard and found some very historic documents. these are my kindy report cards:



lol kindergarten. remember those times when you run around the playground, drink milo, birthday parties, those semi-lucent sweet shaped wrappers with chocolates inside and very angry (and some sweet) teachers. lol.

oh and CONCERTS! i never forget concerts.

concerts are nightmares for me. we had two concerts, and i took part in both. i had to dance. them heck-i-dont-care-what-i-dance-i-just-dance dance. lol. and yes, make ups. im so not telling what they made us wear. it was awfully yucky but heck it, when you see the angry teachers face, you'll dip your head into powder. =P

lol i was actually good in kindergarten. and i kind of boasted it to my dad:

"pa, did you reward me for being number one in kindergarten?"

and he gave me that dr. bailey stare.



takut la apa lagi lari kuat kuat and kept quiet la. lol.

and then its the primary stage.

oh yes, this one look so much more like a report card.



i have got only two issues back then in the primary school days. first of all, to all those thin and strong kids, dont-la always aim the poor chubby chubby guys when playing kejar kejar. i run extremely slow one-ah. the game practically ends when i become the police. =D~ sad weh.

secondly, yeah i know its none of my business at all but them teachers just kept coming back with bigger bellies. i mean, they get pregnant so often you know. if i'd known birth control earlier, i'll make sure we share and get some good rubbers for them already. =P

kidding.

happy belated teacher's day!

p/s theyre lovely. thanks a million, my dear friend. =)



signing off,
its-a-really-really-awkward-day-jim

awkward morning

early in the morning
i put breakfast on my table
and dont-know-what coffee and tea.

im not a superwoman,
dunno-what-la...

lol. broken excerpts of mariah carey's superwoman.


this sounds so so wrong. but very very interesting! =P morning after pill already!

haha forgot how the song goes already. forgive me i even tried asking mommy and daddy about it. yeah i know, it sounds terribly wrong for me to even humm that song. to sing it lagi-la. =D~


awkwardness. bakkutteha1: im shy, dont 'kao' me laa~

now this is me:

early in the morning,
i put maggi on my table,
and had a crazy thought about shopping today,
while i was re-watching grey's.

im not not a superwoman,
im not the kind of guy,
who spends like shyte,
just to heal himself,
but im only human,
humaaannNN..


im not a human la. dont look at me.

and yeah, so i did spend like shyte today.
bought this little things with that much money. THAT MUCH!

my heart will not go on~

sakit hati. pain heart.

but happy also la. at least what i wanted to buy for so long finally buy already.


lol. mom's into gardening now already

signing off,
super-no-woman-jim-FLY-FLY

her beautiful eyes

greetings.

so people, presenting eyes on malaysia. =D

err, okay, a quarter it,


i love this picture. lol. serene black.

a hiding-behind-the-tree-shy wheel,


the canopies kacau betul lah. =P

and a l-e-e-h-w:w-h-e-e-l. =P


reflections

so finally 5 maju-ians finally gathered. oh well at least 7 of them did.

we huffed and puffed our plans online a few days back and finally decided to have dinner at nelayan's and then we go see the eye.

so at nelayan's, we decided to order the huge versions of 'kong fu chow' and titiwangsa fried mee.

"this large one can cater for how many ar?"

"ini boleh makan sepuluh orang ni."

we were like.. WAH! rm 9 for small, rm 13 for medium and rm 27 for large. rm 27 for ten person then ma super enconomical? faster order! faster order!

and so we did.



we later ended up in kedai nasi kandar lotus. second round.

we concluded that the large servings were for 10 individuals in extremely tight diet schedules.

then after some camwhoring sessions beside the wheel,
we boarded the gondola and went all the way up camwhoring.
and all the way down camwhoring again.
and all the way up again camwhoring again again.



halfway up, someone popped:

"what happens if a guy's marriage proposal got rejected here? gone lah. sure speechless throughout the ride."

"yalar. if got rejected here sure open the gondola door and jump down already."

i mean true also la hor? like, sure kantoi already.
lol or perhaps you can threaten to throw her down instead if she still refused.

>.<" lol.

back on ground, we watched the fountain-fountain-laser-laser thingee. like i commented previously, it was awesome. =P

like i said, we went to kedai nasi kandar lotus for a second round. ate, chatted, laughed and finally went home with joyful hearts. really miss all of them so so much.

little cherlynn now so grown up already suddenly after 2 and a half years didnt see her.
leanne, ever so jovial and sheyen with her same sweetest smiles.
szumay very hip jor. soonleong still the same old him la and wenhao, million thanks for sending me home. =)

so i guess, the end. good times pass very fast huh? =P

signing off,
jim-hearts-all-them-friends

i want mutton curry!

sweat. beh tahan liao!

it's a wooey-doggy day.

hey yo,

you know, those mafia kind of look. you want a piece of me boy?

yeah yoo. whut ya starin' at?
ar yoo gonna get me a big skawbewry pancake naw or whut?

lol. you see, we got all sort of dogs in this world. dogs are good, trust me. theyre men's best friend o~!

not only that they stare like that big tai-gor up there,

they smile (and he is seriously a very happy dog, i think hes high),


he ate too much bones i think

they make you 'awww' because theyre freaking cute,


someday shrek's going to feature a dog,
imagine this fella doing the cat thingee. bling bling!

they make you 'ahhh' because theyre again freaking cute,


feed my hungry ass, or ill give you the stare aiite?

and they make really good friends.


yeah, extra arse biting treatments too.

so feel free to go adopt a dog today. =P

(help spca if you dont mind, because them pure breeds are names only =P)

doggie 'wooo'-ed today. you know, those 'woo's them dogs do when they see the newspaperman driving pass.
but the thing is, doggie 'wooo' until very romantic ler. like 'kao lui' punya 'woo'. i wonder.

nope, he didnt get that from me. =P
im a goodie boy dont 'woo' girls one.

food for thought

holla people.
大家好！=P.

yeah, its another mushroom semester break again. been home for almost a T-bone week now already. time freaking flies.
nothing much actually, played some futsal, chopped some legs, smsed some hungry smses, boiled some movies and fried loads of food. mostly, am just home trying to farm chubbe the panda chubbier with sugar cane and coconut water.



was out with my buddies for a hot plate of pirates of the carribean III.
the show was actually quite okay. some of my friends commented that its a big baked dissapointment.
(people, please do note the leg-kissing scene. it's not hers right them steam-y sexy legs?) =P

i think shrek 3 was a huge banana letdown. sis and boiled me were expecting so much more because we truly enjoyed the first berry two. am wondering since its a cotton candy kiddy show, how come they crack those *deep-deep* jokes that aint no lollipop kid would understand.
i also blur.
oh and yeah, scientists, please do help me cross and stir fry the dragon-human DNA cause i want some flying-fire-spitting kids as well. =P. barbeque kits, free for life. no charcoal needed.



some issues popped and i needed to access my hot and cold identity card. happy happy
go and queue for about an hour just to find out that the-modern-identity-card rosak already. dim sum betul-la.
*bagusnya*
so dad and i flew all the way to putrajaya because thats the only place where theyll peel and cook your brand new ic in a day.



oh and hungry people, a community service reminder: putrajaya's imigration department do not have the ingredients to cook international passports for locals.
center of everything but not that. huhu. double coconut shake!
putrajaya's pretty. very chocolate-ly pretty. but odd enough not many double boiled people are staying there yet.
but weird one-la that tom yam place.
we travelled around abalone precints but couldnt find food at all. people in putrajaya must be very carrot 24-36-24.

i guess this time ive got to deliciously compliment the imigration dept in wangsa maju because they popped me my freshly baked passport in less than 2 hours. *cheers* =P

dont mind me. im just very hungry. =P

lost in translation

greetings people. =)

yeah, and so the last and the toughest paper. after answering the first few sections, perspired profusely, too big a sigh and flipped the last page:


yeah, we basically memorized the whole book

阿里的家（X）。。。

WHAT the heck!

i swear i had no idea how to read the last character but i actually wrote it.
a friend of mine claims that its 'jia tin' though.

*scratches head*
here goes nothing.

阿里是一个马来人。
他的家里一共有7个人。
他们处在马六甲。
他们是爸爸，妈妈，哥哥，姐姐，妹妹，和弟弟。阿里的爸爸是医生。
他的妈妈是老师。
她在踏雪教书。
阿里和他的哥哥，姐姐，弟弟，和妹妹在国油大学读书的。
阿里和他的家人很喜欢吃肉和喝汤。
阿里很爱她的家人。
(123 words)
almost all the sentences started off with almost same characters.

as soon as i counted them number of words, i put down my pen, lifted up my hands up high and started dancing samba. rejoice rejoice samba triste~ =P kidding kidding.

was walking pass the cafe when i suddenly bumped into mr leong. yeah, i mentioned him before in the previous post. he is.. erm.. was my mandarin lecturer.

"how was the paper? easy?"

"erm erm, hopefully la. thank you for everything sir"

deep inside my heart, i seriously hope that he doesnt fall off the chair, guling guling laughing when he reads my fantastic and too complicated essay. huhu.

dear God, please bless my mandarin paper and also the safety of mr leong while he marks my paper. amen.

i mean it-la okay?

signing off,
jim's-banana-is-half-ripe-dee!