byron bay

warning: byron bay, queensland, australia spoilers ahead. please refrain from reading... uhmm.. aiya, actually ah, researchers say the more humans are warned about something, the more they want to do it. so dont bother. read already!

okay, a picture can paint a thousand words cant it?
this, i beg, beg, beg, so beg to differ.
not a gazillion words or pictures can show you people how magnificent-awesome-cuckoo-breathtaking-wah-whee this place is.

just heaps of pictures, i promise i will shut up. =D enjoy you lads.




i have no idea what is that doing there. baby tanning.




jellyfish. heaps of them there.
















cool huh? thats why im back here sunburnt.






okay. i know i might be wee bit naughty, but this picture is wrong. wrong.










dragon ball + yoga = yoga balls!





super cool huh? okay. toodles for now.

results out tonight. wish me luck you guys. =D

*edit*

results arent encouraging at all but thank God, at least i didnt fail them. that would have make life totally miserable.

rawr|meow

hug me hot byron beach babes!

coming soon.

black

dont we all just love nights?

at least i do, heck a lot!

all serene, quiet and cool, and that.. makes people like me jiwang all the time.


"earth lights" courtesy of nasa.


mt cootha, above all. (thanks linggy, ali, amir for letting me tag)


monsters under the bed, brisbane CBD


culture shock, southbank.


know all knowledge, city library.


bridging two worlds, victoria bridge.


just you and me, colin clark building UQ.


run jim run, UQ track.


i stood in awe, brisbane CBD.


reflect, citycat toowong ride.

see, jiwang liao.

cheers all. =D

the ant hunter

1. ant - semut
2. grass - rumput
3. rabbit - arnab
4. snail - siput babi
5. parasite - parasit

okay, back in elementary school, we actually learn that lion, our cute-hairy-sometimes-fat-but-still-adorable-cat king of the jungle will most of the time conquer the top of the pyramid geh when it comes to a normal animal chain cycle.

but today, jim the zoologist discovers something unusual.

never once he thought (or will ever think) that those 5 mentioned above creatures actually form a cycle too. in fact a very weird one wei.

this weird parasite, termed the brain-eater (picture a cannibal beside you) by some people, actually resides in an ant's brain. yeah, ant's brain. like what the heck right? ill tell you how in the world the parasit can actually get inside that slimy brain later.

not only that this puny microscopic thing lives in the ant's brain, it will actually consume it gradually until its squeeky and clean and finally cast some abrab-i-mind-control-you-kadabra spell and actually BE the ant.

so this ant will be brain dead; meaning its respiratory system and everything else will still work perfectly fine but it wouldnt know what its doing. the parasite will command the poor ant to do this:


dont laugh at my drawing ey! >.<

just picture that the green thing is actually grass, and the red thing is the ant. and so the ant will literally cling on the tip of the grass using it's (mouth?).. you know that two beak like mouth for MORE THAN 8 WEEKS if there are no hungry rabbits straying around.

okay. now rabbits. a hungry-cute rabbit will actually eat the ant (since when rabbit eat ants right?) and starts processing black pearls. halfway before that, the parasite will lay millions of eggs, apparently, and when the rabbit do its big business, the eggs will be sprayed on the soil.

and now snails. hungry snails, who go around sniffing for food slimily and slowly, will actually consume those delicious black pearls, and start processing their own slimy drops. the internal fluid of the snails act as mommy's milk and the young parasites will grow. and because they dont have toilets, the poo everywhere.

and somehow, yeah. back to ants. snail poos are apparently ants' abalone. they gobble and wobble them nicely and finally, the cycle repeats again with them parasites abrakadabra-ing the ants and what not.

refreshing eih? so this poo consuming processes keep repeating until the end of the world. and proly one day, these parasites will evolve and start eating human brains and control them. now you can try picturing zombie people biting flag poles, waiting for God-knows-what to eat em.

crazy world.

†

i think i just failed my first paper.

God please help. =(

*edit*

i just failed my second paper. =(

what in the world is wrong with me?

thanks a lot my lovely friends. but really, i did them beyond terrible.

best things in life

okay, this isnt exactly BEST BEST in life but im thankful that on this oh-so-super-expensive-and-lack-of-fresh-food island, i found a really cheap and filling combination of breakfast/lunch/dinner meal.



okay. before saying 'ish ish jim ah! no wonder you grow so chubby ler!", listen first. (lol not to say that i didnt grow fat. i did. like WAAAYY FAAATT!)

....

okay back to food. let me tell you why thats my regular meal. that package consists of:

1. 1kg pack of aussie chips for $3.00
2. 10 (sometimes 9) batang of hotdogs for $2.00
3. 6 crumbed fish portions for $2.00
4. 24 slices of cheese for $3.00
5. trident 750ml sweet chilli sauce for $3.00
(coles is like a supermarket la. like tesco selling tesco brand lor)

okay the reason why i listed the prices as well is because they are like SOO FREAKING CHEAP RIGHT? (and of course, me so stingy =P). that few packs of stuff can tahan me a week ler dont kai wan siao. and they are so freaking easy to prepare. i just pour all of em onto a plate, 'weeeng' them for 7 minutes in the microwave and POP! a quick, filling but extremely *sinfully saying* unhealthy meal. and im cucumber-ing too nowadays! i eat like 3 batangs of cucumbers a week! lol. thats another 1.50 for a batang of cucumber. see see. cheap right? =D

me thinks that its so much better than what i was eating when i first came you know. for almost 2 months i suffered with bread and butter. BREAD! not exactly butter butter la. that time i discovered the cheap-ness of cheese and thus, cheesed slices. so everyday in school during lunch by the lake, ill be gobbling 5 slices of bread (thats the max i can stuff inside my recycled tupperware) and once in a while, ill pop in a can of diet coke. ahhh. =D

good food in australia eih? =P

and i was shopping that day and this! THIS!



CHRISTMAS! yes its 10th november and they are already christmas-ing!

YAYS! cant wait!

okay i guess before i end this post, one last thing.

THANK YOU Judah 7! my bros and sisters, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for this. it really means sooo much to me. you guys and girls made my day soo bright. really.

God bless you people and good luck for those with exams still alright?



jim,
signing off a very contented old-hopefully-wise man liao now.
im still 19 this very second. =P 2 decades old! gosh.

im old. >.<

first

*ahem!*

muahahaha*hiccupa!*hahaha.



burn burn?

>.<

behold...

ICE-CREAMMM!!

not just any ice cream.

billabong one ah. >.<

my first ice cream in aussie!



YEAH!

im going to go frame it up now.

>.<

mech4304-net shape manufacturing paper tomorrow.
can die liao. wish me luck! =D

tag 3.0

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
(a) God's mercy and blessings.
(b) a self designed house on MY piece of land.
(c) a maintenance-free (petrol free too) decent car. koenigsegg ccx! RAWR!
(d) a game of decent and good badminton anytime. =P
(e) a really strong, tasty and lasting bone for doggie!
(im freaking greedy aint i? 5 choices and i listed 10. *guilty*)

LIST OUT THE REASONS FOR YOUR CHOICES:
(a) cant live without them.
(b) i still want to be an architect weh despite the yucky engineering thingee im doing. ultimate dream.
(c) swift, deadly and chicks dig em. *salivates*
(d) im deprived, rusty and fat.. erm.. no wait.. FAAATTTT now. >.< (e) hes megatron weh. i need that bone NOW before he bites my finger off! (okay. proly 1 month later, not now)

THE PERSON WHO TAGG-ED YOU IS:
dean

5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER:
(a) super hardworking and charismatic
(b) super super lengchai. =P
(c) neat.
(d) extremely creative.
(e) korean? lol. nah, a great friend indeed. =D

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:
fan4 gatherings @ old v5 cafe

MOST LOVED INVENTION (does not need to be technologically advanced):
woman... eh wait. women. eh wait wait! does not need to be technologically advanced? okay. women still. LOL! =P
(ala, dont la marah you girls >.<)

WHAT DO YOU DESPISE THE MOST:
cheap-worst-than-petaling-street bones.

6 PEOPLE YOU WANNA TAG:
ai lynn, chengcheng, kelvin, annur, isaac and cherlynn.

feel free to do it anyone. =D

psst psst. my wife has got a new ride. and handcuffs too. naughty eih?

*laughs evil-ly*

she's a real woman eih? support women's health!

need i say more? >.<

"okay dear, im coming already!"

rawr!

life is currently

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tsol

it's all coming back to me now

i miss...

them, everywhere around globe,

5 maju gathering 07'

them, sweet old,

last day of exams, foundation I jan 05,

him, helluva lot,

the dog rawrs. RAWRR!

them, back home,

genting 06',

them, laughs,

pangkor 06',

them, seriously loads,

fan4 reunited, times square 07'

them, all well i hope,

though i still have no idea what they were trying to do

them, Majestically,

5 maju 04', best-est in the world

them, friends and leaders,

passion camp, cameron 06'

and of course, those smiles. =D

english drama, 06'.

hope everyone is well and rocking, everywhere.

let's all kick some examinations bud alright? =D

cheers all!