proud

greetings people.

im terribly sorry for not updating my blog as often anymore. classes have started, the timetable is screwed, loads of work now already, the clubs stuffs are driving me cuckoo, and worst of all, i dont have a good handsome picture that can be used for my resume.

no one is going to hire me already! =P

okay so today, this is my story:

in a kingdom far far away, there lived this king, a lil chubby, but delectable king. he was of course really expensive, and for once, he could dance whenever theres are rhythms. he sings like mad too until sometimes rainbows pops. his citizens felt very very comfortable with him. he was one of a kind, the king of all at that particular time.

a few years later, some thin and colourful dudes came and decided to overthrow the kingdom because they think that the old king was way too uncool anymore. they started dancing with disco lights while taking portraits of themselves. and they were fairly cheap as well. people around the country finally fall for their pretty-ness and a new generation of citizens are born.

this old, a lil chubby and outdated king felt really bad and decided to drink some dettol and die, but one day, jim came and saw this king. in jim's eyes, the king is ever so sparkling, shining like a bright light.



and now, jim adopted this king and they live happily ever after. the king now functions as a very basic individual, fulfilling all of jim's needs. the king too protects jim. no matter how fast or angry the dogs are, the king can calm them down.



okay la. stupid.

i know.

i just have no idea how to introduce my pretty baby already ma. if youre a mobile phone enthusiast, you might be wondering why im still using the nokia 3 series huh. worst still, nokia 3310. it was once a really hip phone la seriously. lol. everyone wanted one, and it was priced almost 900 ringgit. one of the early phones that can vibrate and incorporate melodic ringtones. user friendly and nice to tap. =P



i cannot deny that mobile phones now play a huge role in our everyday lives. some people claim that they cannot live their 'proper' life without a mobile phone. they have those 3G and 4G stuffs now, you know, live camwhoring and all. now those gadgets even come with GPS systems, high quality camera, media players and what not. even my cousins at the age of 6 have a phone now. and more canggih than mine. how sad.



point is, i do get those stares you know, especially when im tapping all the way happily, revealing my ultra ancient phone. theyll be laughing away, pointing at how ridiculous my traditional phone is.

but oi, i dont need a good phone. i just text, a million lot, and i call, the next million lot. i have a decent camera and also a perfect mp3 baby AND also another dude motorola phone at my service. i just want my babies to do their work, have good battery lives and be dependable. =D

so people out there, if youre still using them 3 series or what not ancient grandpapas, please dont feel furious or anything at all. the phone is working perfectly fine. =D and for those people who laugh at and compare the canggih-ness of their gadgets, dont. having a good and modern gadget doesnt mean that you are mr or mrs universe. =P

oh wait, but doing this, definitely can make you the ultimate mr universe.



a total classic. hes the grandpapa of all grandpapas.
or most people simply call ah gua.

someone please tell me WHAT IN THE WORLD is my neighbour doing with that green thing on his face?

sigh.

okay its official. my room is officially the best, most strategic room in the world.
even now guys can peep. =P

earth vs mars

greetings people.

so yeah, after my ultra short holiday back in kl, now, im freaking back in uni-cum-ultra-concrete-jungle-cum-ulu-betul-la-tempat-ni already! sigh i still want to spend some time on earth you know. some good movies are popping out soon! rawr. rawr. angelina jolie, me adores you. =P and what i get to watch? good. watch some 'cute' lecturers nagging us. lectures are starting tomorrow. TOMORROW. freaking.. tomorrow. =(

the pre and post packing syndromes were horrendous. no? lol. try this:


mars expedition

crazy load huh? lol. dont blame me la. my place of study is faraway in mars. far away from earth. i need to live. they dont even have water here. =P

im taking over our dear guan and guolins room because theyre off to internship now, and my ex (very very comfortable and precious) room is taken over by some.. other aliens from east. =P rawr and bite.


no, i dont quite like flowers. theyre just pretty sheets. =P

okay, room:

1. hot.
2. hot.
3. hot.
4. hot.
5. enough. hamsap too!
6. okay la. pretty spacious. =P

ill explain number 5 later but seriously, we (oh me and my roomie, bear) are getting this exponentially heating AND glaring afternoon sun, and evening sun. how convenient is that.


me workstation. pretty no? small table though.

my room, is.. erm.. ill put it this way. my room is ultra strategic now. good view number one... em... okay la. not exactly good good, but im pretty satisfied.


look out the window and this pops.

okay let me explain about number 5 now: humsap.
my roomie's window, literally the size of jupiter, is conveniently facing the girls block (convenient for the girls la =P). and to make things really humsap, between our blocks, we have our main walking path to village 5.


roomies view.

okay, i admit. i do go around.. you know, handsomely bare a lot. because its so freaking hot here. and the first day here, i was ignorant (new ma) that the window was so wide open two cows can start humping there, i came into the room half n***d after my cold shower (zero[r]enovatio condones decency =P) and pop, people watching, full of keghairahan.

... how am i ever going to get married now?

ill just be a monk la. (touch balak)

=P



and recently, this is happening to me. why oh why. people, if you dont mind, please please please use the comment link/window alright from now onwards. petronas is playing a prank on us.

cheers all. happy studying and what not. =P

freak pc

you know ah?

COMPUTERS RAIDED MY HOUSE LA!

and thanks to super-jim who unscrewed them altogether,

the house is now a peaceful and safe again!

....

....

okay. dreaming.

point is, im actually quite a gadgeteer.

but im the, in transformer-ish, megatron, sometimes jazz, but never the cube.

all em storage! ancient!

way back time, like 1995-ish, the first family pc was the real ancient one,

running on God knows what processor, prolly the grandpa of the grandpa of the grandmas of all intel chips. it was heck the snail-est pc in the world but at that time, wah! your pc very geng hor? =P

after school, sis and i would always rush home just to press start, highlight the 'paint' program, left click, and we start drawing loads of nonsense while eating lunch. very successful routine.

yes i know, stupid. we bought a pc just for drawing in paint ah?

after a year or so, it was mutually decided that paint was no longer of any attraction AT ALL and we left the pc to rot already. and somehow, that ancient pc mysteriously dissapeared, though there were rumours that dad gave it away.

pc tower

the next victim came in the year 1998-ish; our first decent computer. it was running on CYRIX (forgot them specs already) and it only had 16 MB of RAM. that computer totally came out from our lifetime hard earned angpow money geh. i played fifa 1998 on that pc wei! haha it was pretty cool actually.

constantly zapping me. somewheres not zipped.

and after a few years, that pc was way too ancient to be used anymore. i think when the new millenium came, we bought our 3rd pc, thanks to the pay-by-EPF scheme. mom heavily subsidised the purchase of that 1.3GHz pentium IV, with 32MB of RDRAM (heck freaking RDRAMs man! haha), 20GB of HDisk, and Geforce2 MX 32 MB (cant remember the name!) or something. to be honest, the deal was actually a pretty sucky one because at that very time, the first editions of them ultra unstable pentium IV was pretty much obselete and we bought prolly the very last one in the market (lol! im exaggerating). but yeah, this pc was really really useful geh; from playing command and conquer (yeah!), super super fast dial up internet access (haha. DUH), to designing the cover pages of the school magazine. this good old buddy is still at home, now branded the family pc for mom to watch her TVBs.


perwira, SAB's school magazine.

once, moms company was selling their greatest grandpa dells ultra cheap so mom brought 3 CPUs back home! lol. seriously that is the time when the megatron in me was unleashed, totally. bwahaha. they were immediately brought into the operation theatre and slaughtered nicely. curious me.

and then came my pretty baby, dell inspiron 6000. totally obselete now in the market already. i dont want to talk about her anymore other than her miraculous recovery after 200ml of water spilled on her thousands of miles up in the sky. yeappie, the poor baby got soaked for a full 8 hours when i was flying home from aussie, and for a few days the engine started and all, but the LCD went totally blank and the touch pad died too. and somehow after my trip to penang, i came back and everything recovered. lol thank God. =D i even upgraded her, now packed for G cup geh! ahem, mind you, 2.0GB of RAM. =P bwahaha.

hot and sexy 6000

oh btw, notebook RAMs are now ultra cheap! i bought 1.0GBx2 for rm 150.00 (DDR2 SDRAM 667Hz). go buy em already! =D.

and of course, my sis's black baby, now in penang with sis. shes well i hope, lol because when the black baby comes home...

*evil megatron-ish grins*

dedicated:

thanks for this, you. love em. xoxo.

where in the world

did they get this BRILLIANT idea to turn a panda ape into a bud shaking ULTRA CUTE thingee?



bear bear~!

MINE ALL MINE!

favourite fiesta

i dont want to close my eye,

i dont want to miss a thing,

cause even when i dream of you,

the sweetest thing will never do.

okay first few things that might be popping out of your head right now:

a) jim is going all jiwang (PORN-ny?!) and emo again ah? how predictable.

b) jim's in love.

c) armageddon.

d) none of the above.

okay. if your answer is a, get ready. jim is going to come and smack your ass asap. if your answer is c, please wait while jim APPLAUSES and DANCES like MAD before meeting up with you to talk about how good the movie is.

theres this thing about this movie you know, armageddon.

its my favourite movie, one. its also directed by my favourite director AND it has my favourite actor and actress in it AND AND the songs are tuned by my favourite musician too. yes. there you go.

armageddon,

michael bay,

bruce willis,

liv tyler, and

hans zimmer.

favourite fiesta! whee!

i dont know why i just like this movie. deeply in love. and normally true love lasts forever. =P its been like what, ancient ages ago since this movie was released but im still watching it time and again. and everytime i watch this film, i somehow will feel this new fresh feeling in me, and ill actually feel sad over and over again over the same known scenario. lol. weird people eih?

i wonder if you guys, you movie freaks out there feel the same as well?

pretty much

ah, lets see.

a stack of old newspapers?



not quite exactly.

im somehow a very loyal and reserved collector.

since year 1999, just a wee bit shy of a decade.



i darent count the stubs; afraid that i'll feel too guilty for another.

=D proud owner of memorable and cherish-able stubs.

extra-ultra-ordinary

MERRY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!

lol hope everything's good alright this coming year for all of you!

personally, i think that our ex year had been a really long long one for me. i achieved pretty much a lot, and looking back, there are probably infinite stories that.. id say mostly now are lost in translation. but yeap, hopefully good ones are always vividly remembered.

oh yeah, heres one of them that i definitely will remember - my 2008 new year celebration.

i decided not to join my friends at hueyling's (sorry guys >.<) and stayed home.

and staying at home a few hours before new year means one thing:

"EH, LET'S AND GO TO THE JUSCO SALE, PEOPLE PEOPLE!"


...


"oh yeah? cheap sale? let me grab some huge plastic bags and a shiny chain saw first"

(honestly i didnt know that those smartie pants in them departmental stores actually plan those big sales right BEFORE new year)

oh man i tell you, dad decided that, WE, must go to the sale, you know, TOGETHER-GETHER so that we will get extra quotas on limited items. lol, those 'limited to 2 per customer' thingee. =P

okay im not complaining. it was pretty fun i reckon, pushing around for reduced stuffs, carrying piles of toilet rolls around, and of course, the LONGEST queues in jusco's history, ever. haha.

so what we bought after a whole lot of crowding with the few other... millions of very LOYAL jusco customers (and i mean VERY loyal):

4 dozens of cutie soft toilet rolls. ah lembutnya. but honestly it was a serious bargain wei! haha. 1 dozen for rm 2.88, mana mau cari? so now, we have tissues aplenty to wipe clean our beautiful asses sparkle. anyone want to tumpang my toilet?

two trays of eggs. lol. grade XSmall eggs. i mean seriously, what is going to happen to this world you tell me? 1 year ago, 1 tray of huge eggs only cost like what, rm 6.00? now ah, lol ultra tiny ones are sold for rm 8.00++ a tray. a tray! lol. a freaking tray! rawr. eggs. eggs. i want my cheap XXXLL eggs.

and six packs of maggi in fives (yeah it was rm 1.99/pack)! yayness! lol. i became ghairah because i couldnt recall the last time i had maggi kari. went back, cut some onions, hotdogs and vegetables and started frying away. sedap i tell you! SEDAP! haha!

okay okay. i know i know. i totally sound like the si-lai-est person in the entire world now.

you wait.. wait. wait til you grow old and nasty, and start nagging away about the priciest things in the store, and queueing up for the even longer queues during the shorter new year. HA. then at least i have some experiences crowding the right way already. =P

so yeah, i guess i pretty much missed the whole LOT of grand pyrotechnics in town but yeah, it'll fairly be the same every year right?

this fighting-over-some-cheap-stuffs-and-helping-the-family-to-save-a-few-penny missions pretty much cannot be 'accomplished' every year de ah.

mana tahu next year got cheap pampers ler hor? must go again! =P

lol how was YOUR new year people?