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greetings people.

disclaimer: no intentions to offend anyone at all, so dont feel offended. :) if you think you'll be uneasy at all, stop reading now.

i think i belong to a really common group of heck-i-dont-care-whats-happening-around-me-lah clan in around malaysia.

you see, politics anywhere doesnt interest me at all.

dad recently gave me his trademarked dr bailey stare again,



complimented with a really long nice lecture when i told him that:

"aiya pa, talk and think about it also cannot do anything what, right?"

i mean, there are some truths in what i said right? the more we talk about the current undesired issue, the sadder we become. im sure a few of you would say that if everyone think like jim hor, sure die liao earth.

BUT hor,

a current situation happening in UTP really caught my attention this time around.
(oh by the way, if you dont know whats UTP already, its Universiti Teknologi Penang... aiseh.. what wor, im really proud of my uni ma :P)

okay, let me tell you why im so proud of my uni:

number 1: i really do think that they have a strong sense of humour.


thanks ad for the picture.

number 2: some of them have ultimate photoshop skills. they censor pictures of girls who wear decent clothes. (i wonder what they do with girls who DONT wear clothes. o.O. okay chocolate and eeo, i know what are you thinking.)


click to enlarge. stolen from eeo. :P

number 3: they like to 'guai ta guai' one.
translation: monster fight monster.

okay justifications. i dont think i have to elaborate number 1 and 2.

see, for point number 3: the administrators of UTP are the ones who approve of these events and oh for the love of UTP, i heard them whispering that oh-these-kinda-events-are-ghood-for-the-students-yo-
we-should-allow-rather-than-letting-them-monsther-killing-
and-studying-all-the-time-in-the-room-eih-esei?.

the rector's so against dotA that he'll turn out for these events as well. :)

but some bunch of people think that these events are so irrelevant due to differences in their belief system. but bizzare thing is, they SHARE the same belief system.



dont get me wrong. im not saying that theres something wrong with their belief system because i seriously respect all. but hey, why find fault with the people who are organizing it? start messing up and sending hate mails to the admins. gantunglah poster kat office mereka dulu (just in case if im not understood :P). burn the school down, for all i care. kill the big bird first.

kita ni kan mahasiswa generasi baru. buat apa kecoh kecoh? kalau tak suka, biarlah. kalau suka, sama sama lah.

come on people, we have plenty who believes in different sets of belief systems and we might want to attend all these thingees ma (im not refering to any particular events okay). dont cut stim and spoil the environment lah. its not easy rather to organize big scaled events. take a minute, consider yourself in their shoes, and think howd you feel? i just hope that you people can feel lah.

oh wait, wait!
since you people are so free, theres another great idea! why not ruin convofair instead, you people? dont they have those concerts as well?

better start planning. send in some boeings and crash them in UTP or what not. else people will just continue graduating from our beloved UTP and melahirkan generasi mahasiswa yang different.

gummybateh la. :)

duh.

tagged 3.0

greetings all.

sorry i havent been posting. God knows what weeks i had.
2 more freak papers to go.

Got tagged (i think ive done this before) by Aiting and Angkhian:

The Rules:-
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eight people at the end of this post and list their names.
4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.

Random fact #1:
badminton gives me peace and pleasure. lol. so anyone, ANYONE at all, i beg you please please, lets go for a game or two together. especially after tests and exams. im into futsal as well, but not in utp. find the game really art-y with the foot all slishy-slashy. :)

Random fact #2:
i think i am sensitive to sound, people and surroundings. i mind using lousy head/ear sets. i prefer the use of edifiers when the jukebox is shuffling away. essential zen times especially. :P i dont know how to explain the other traits, but lol, i recognize people by looking at their fingers/nails (i know weird huh?), hearing their footsteps and their verbal language over the telephone. i think theyre pretty unique. :) .

Random fact #3:
ive a thing about balance. the stack of books on the right side of the table must be 'balanced' with the table lamp and the adaptors/chargers on the left. i balance things/creatures in the pictures i take. clothes will be concentrated on the right and left extremes of the cloth line. rice in the middle, meat on the right, and greens on the left. stupid i know, but lol, me.

Random fact #4:
im quiet when theres a crowd and i tend to isolate. im quite a chatter/crapper box over the internet. dont mind me if i talk loads over the internet, but when i see you, i keep quiet and i slip away. i think im shy.

wei. what wor. i AM a shy boy la. :P

Random fact #5:
i like black. i like solid colours; red, orange, blue, white, yellow but not green no idea why. i feel way more confident wearing black. :P (chubby and sweaty people's issues, you wouldnt understand). i have a 90% black wardrobe of shirts. my family and friends complain im monotonous. i showed a shirt i like in jusco and dad went "black again?".

Random fact #6:
i have a disease. its called i-must-cut-my-hair-before-coming-back-to-mars-enza. ill show syntoms whenever exposed to earth's oxygen. and that vigorously explains the potato hairstyle i have now. (i think the barber hates me)

Random fact #7:
i always text this particular friend back in kl on wednesdays. until a point, i get this reply saying "lol, it's wednesday". seriously, i have no idea its wednesday or why.

Random fact #8:
im a chick magnet. you know. chickens, especially fried, are always attracted to me. i, in return, favours ONLY those with G cupped breasts.
(sounds wrong? dont be dirty minded).

Random fact #9:
everyone is doing nine. im doing nine too. im not too fond of credit cards. dad encourages me to swipe sometimes, but id use cash. no idea if those cards are going to be useful in the future. i hope not.

p/s: i dont get potty trainings like aitingeeo's. that pretty much explains the hate-books-any-sort mentality.
and seriously, im in love with aiting's name, eeo. :)
pooh characters! cheer up you.

Tagging:
cherlynn, low.
ziman, ch'ng
ai lynn, chocolate.
lynn lynn, sherrie
stella, jagah
adi asnawi shapawi
kah may, yong
you, please?

friday.

thank You

for the cross.

yeah

again! again!

okay, remember the aussie-hair-disaster?

history repeats itself wei.

everytime before i pack my bags and leave earth for mars (dont understand these terms?), this urge of needing to visit the barber will peak la. though everyone will tell me that my hair's still short and that i dont need to get em trimmed, id still gather some balls and make my way to see THE barber. its a freaking disease wei!

and hey its not freaking easy you know. ask anyone wearing high powered glasses, or in plain terms, almost @.@ people their experiences with barbers i tell you.

when they start trimming your precious hair, youd need to remove your glasses and stare at your super blurred self. and when the barber finishes, you'll get the shock of your life. its far mightier than riding the roller coasters i tell you.

okay so this time, i went with my usual spikey hairstyle, and i said to him.

"just make it a wee bit short alright?"

"okay" while he shakes his head a little.

and i proceed to remove my glasses and started hoping for the best.
so after some 10 minutes, he prompted:

"are you sure your dad will be okay with this hairstyle?"

JENG JENG JENG I TELL YOU. GOODNESS ME!

yes, best hairstyle in the world i tell you!:

aiyerrr. im so angry i dont know what to say now.

rawr, rawr, RAWRRR!

then i had no other ways lor. what else can i do with that kind of hairstyle?
chop that thing at the top off la.

i mean luckily he asked that question wei. if he finishes his job without telling me, seriously i can just morph into a ostrich liao.

stuck my head into the soil for the next 3 months. and prolly cant pull em out when my hair grows and stuck there forever.

so now i look like this:

ohyes. 'yay-ness'.

sigh. have mercy. dont laugh at me when you see me okay?

pleaseee... o.O

you

ive been stupid.

why do i even bother?

i will miss you.

and i DO care.

Z240

utusan sunday, selaras dengan penjanaan ekonomi negara, rakyat malaysia kini inginkan perubahan dalam sistem politik negara.

(parallel to the economic growth, malaysians want changes in the political arena)

utusan saturday, selaras dengan kerosakan telefon bimbit (dan kegatalan tangan), jim inginkan sebiji telefon bimbit baru.

(nah if you dont understand bahasa melayu, dont bother at all.)

(it simply means that im such a good boy)

:P

okay so i guess the most eligible bachelor award finally goes to:



the Samsung SGH-Z240

yeah, of course,

(why jim WHY! such an old phone wor. why of everything, SAMSUNG!?)

lol. honestly i have no idea. this guy in sg wang just recommended it and apparently my sis and daddy really like it. its packed with 3G, 1.3 mpixels camera, a second VGA camera, dual speakers and these.



i really wanted a w810i or k618i, but somehow, the original set and a 1 gb mini sd card generated a whopping plus minus 900 ringgit bill. so it was a big no no.
please do note the word original. lol. i hear ODD things aplenty about AP models. haha. but thats prolly how they make money la.

so in the end, laid some golden eggs near the atm and popped it to that mr obviously-im-a-mobile-phone-dealer in exchange for my new baby.



a set of Z240 plus 2 gb of mini sd for 670 ringgit. lol. i hesitated for a very long time, because it was a too-good-to-be-true deal. like this, other retailers are selling her originals for a whopping 800 ringgit nearby. so yeah, thats why the hesitations.

my sis and dad got so impatient waiting for me to decide whether to buy em or not, because for me, rm 670 is still a WHOLE lot of papers. call me stingy. :P



lol another reason is that, after the demise of my beloved nokia 3310, i was using a Samsung SGH-E630 for about a week or so and prolly that influenced me a lot. somehow i wanted a flip phone, for a change, you know, back to old school kinda thing. ;D

and yeap, my first phone was an ericsson t10. lol. and it was pinkish-maroonish wei. dont ask how it ended up that way. lol. lets just say i have a very girlish sister... hor be hor? :P

okay so, dear Samsung SGH-Z240, welcome to the family. and hope youd at least be loyal to me for the next 3 years please. :P

and of course, doggie was WAY excited to welcome the new phone.



WAY TOO excited.

hail the street kings and queens

remember my last post about the abandoned-growing-old-not-so-hip king that got adopted by me?



i think he died of old age, for good.

no matter how many times i took off his clothes and the countless times i try to bang him, he just refused to give way you know. he refused me so many times but no matter how hard i try, he just didnt want to be turned on. lol.

okay, i think the previous paragraph really sounded dirty.

but anyway, yeah, like i said, the king finally mangkat already. for good.
or at least i WANT to think that he did - all the reason why i need a NEW mobile.

:P whee.

(ive been wanting to say that actually. have to at least give a 'solid' reason why i need to get one ma. :P and no i did not purposely induce his cardiac arrest or poison him, mind you.)

OKAY, so nokia 3310 = history.

now let me introduce to you some of the most eligible bachelors in the market.
before i go on any further,

disclaimer:
please bear in mind that this jim is not some fat ass rich kid. i mean he does have a really fat ass, but not the rich part. not even close. and hes a tech savvy person, not a fame savvy one. meaning he doesnt really mind not buying the NEWest phone in the market. :P

ahem. bachelor number one:

sony ericsson k618i.



i think shes some sorta old queen too. one of the cheapest 3G phone range in the market, i think shes quite alright la for a roughly AP tag of RM 700-800 plus plus. lol. has the basic 2 mpixels camera without autofocus, play now! minus the mega bass feature and some other basic neccesities packed in a normal SE phones. and shes black, stylish, and pretty pretty. ;D

bachelor number two:



sony ericsson w810i. oh this is another old school queen. shes really old i think, but her AP tag still remains at around rm 600-700 geh. she really looks really really good. orange and black, jim's all time favourite combination. some of my friends are using her so i had my chances of riding her a few times. nope, sadly no 3G functions, 2 mpixels camera WITH autofocus (but a bit cacated one), play now! with mega bass (DANG! the quality!), and the usual basic stuffs a SE phone will have. this mp3 freak is already a really kick ass one. the earphones are even kick ass-er. lol.

am actually writing this blog to squeeze a wee bit of your comments about this 'disturbing' issue. im stuck, couldnt decide which one to go for. perhaps if youre kind enough, recommend another comparable mobile. i have shallow pockets, prolly around 700-800 maybe.

thing is, i already have a 4x optical zoom 7 mpixels baby: my canon a550. still very young, reliable, and lasting. superbly satisfied with his performance.



and i have an iriver t10 too. very very old but very pretty pretty a gadget id say. interface too. her default earphones are wacky i tell you. i might even dare to say that prolly nothing compares to the default earphones, not even ipods. they sound really really good, bassy good. it accomodates a double A battery, which explains the humongous size, but for once i do not need to carry batteries around anymore. i use her at least 2-3 hours a day, and i only need to charge them batteries like once in 2 weeks. ;D cool huh?



okay, dont get me wrong here. i never intend to boast my gadgets, but hey, theyre doing their job pretty well and im happy. that why the dilemma. another mp3 camera phone, or a 3G mobile. huh. we'll see.

comments are highly appreciated. ;D thank you.

ah!

nothing can fight a breezy and cloudy day in THE concrete jungle



except



evil-mechatronics-megatron-complicated-tiny-words
and-circuits-stupid-when-sleepy-so-breezy-nice
to-sleep-what-la-test-wrong-time

*inhales, exhales, INHALES*

where-got-subject-so-hard-one-lecturer-mumbling
take-extra-time-make-me-late-missed-a-quiz
stupid-stupid-stupid-semester-break-so-near
no-mood-liao-stupid-stupid-i-siao-liao.

*yawwnns*

*again*

*again*

*ultimate again*

o.O

my name is jim and i love dogs

and retards like them don't deserve to live.

(press the thumbnail to read it. theres even a picture for you to admire.)



i replied this but i doubt the moderators are going to approve it anytime soon.. or never:

greetings.

creative article? haha. i have no idea at all how oh-so-creative-la this article can be when it promotes shooting dogs or poisoning them as a solution. creative minds with creative solutions? or you are just plain cuckoo?

please you guys, or even girls. God gave us our wonderful might and body to achieve many more other things in life. and killing canines because they run about harrassing students (mind you, stray dogs are more timid than you my dear EXCO, or whatever they call you. they'll not even try.)and trash cans is definitely not one of them.

okay let me give you a better perspective, talking about killing and poisoning and all. since you people hate dogs, all you want to do is to kill them after some discussions with your committee yeah? then what, if we hate you, we kill you too? lol this is no hate mail. im just giving you some other perspectives. dont feel threatened. lol.

dont let me start talking about the cats eih. im getting naggy already. cats too wonder around and mess up trash cans. they even make indecent love around and start multiplying exponentially. talking about growing numbers of dogs huh? lol. and spreading diseases too. haha. dont mind me calling you dumb because the tendency of doing so is extremely possible now.

what do you want to do now? show best true example of good human beings in the world. joy to the world. peace is coming. the dogs are all dead?

one of the readers did suggest you ppl to call the SPCA (SPCA stands for Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals if you dont already know) and i strongly suggest you people to contact them for more options.

lol way too naggy already. i dont have to tell you this, but if this article is sent to some major newspapers, UTP is going to be the proud-est grandfather of his 'cucu's. so proud to have people like (ahem), to come out with creative solutions like that. i bet the real PRESS is going to come and trouble you. shame on you.

dog trouble and creative solutions huh? tell me about it.

see, i love UTP and her people.