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what in the world is wrong with these people?
you think youre God to take away lives?
you havent have any idea about safe sex?
dont tell me you are ignorant.
dont tell me you dont mean to.
have all the 'fun' and run away from responsibilities?
dont freaking tell me your mom threw helpless you away in a hostel to die.
God bless you two. and the others who even think of doing it. or done it.
shame on you.
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wah tak sangka got some of you so humsab one bah.
what is this i find people googling this phrase and got linked to my blog?
what what woman?! lol.
i dont even know what in the world does that mean!
you naughty peeps. haha.
but like i always say, here in zero renovatio, we always condemn indecent-ness and strive to educate young children excellent stuffs. :) just like watching baywatch national geographic in astro.
but hey, how come ah, that search engine go link my blog as that search result ler?
what have you all done? :P
okay let me revise my labuan for dummies to:
labuan for dummies 2.0: perspectives of a home grown zebra (always remember the zebra!)
written, edited, published, everything lah by jim. :P
1. labuan is TOOOO SMALL bah! no i mean seriously. i went to the 'wah-mall-ah' the other day and saw subject A. after an hour, i went to the beach 30 mins away for a couple of coconuts and i saw subject A again, feeding his baby a coconut happily. see what i mean? it cant be destiny. i dont do adultery. :P
opposite worlds. lol imagine with me, bottom sky, top land. seriously cool. :)
2. some shops refuse to sell mineral water because beers are cheaper. (what the heck right?)
3. 2 KFCs and 1 pizza hut here in the whole labuan. equally slow when it comes to service.
4. every shop serves different kolo mee. but one shop reigned: kedai kopi i-dont-remember-the-name.
jiwang-ing
5. the only bowling alley is LOUSY. very.
6. universiti malaysia sabah, although the name, is in labuan. haha. no idea why but heck, its right beside the beach! freaking nice wei!
7. most amazing sunset, ever.
8. heck, most amazing sunrise, ever too. :P
friend's caldina. freaking accelerate-able. seriously.
9. violent women drivers. seriously. prolly because cars are cheap here. *wink* you know what i mean?
10. pretty girls everywhere!!! okay okay i bertaubat already bah.
11. the longest, widest road is the labuan 'highway', 2 lanes. it looks like the road in front of my house in kl. :P okay, im buying bullet proof vests. labuanians might come and shoot me tonight.
12. plenty of billabongs and rip curls for sale, cheap. haha. the ultra pasar malam one. :P
remember point 7?
13. 6pm is like 7pm in semenanjung. dark clouds. black nights. early.
14. im tired. later only blog more la. plenty more to nag/laugh/write/read/blog about. :P
15. did i mention pretty girls everywhere?
lol runaway runaway.
cheers people. :P
i was once there.
five months of unforgettable. :) was digging through some artifacts and found all these treasures in the hard drive. :)
crazy smart asses, excluding me :P. short live MECH 2100! :P our tower design and calculations worked, but the marks didnt.
my first and last maybe last christmas in queensland. lovable and pampering brothers and sisters. miss you people heaps! that much! :)
i was once gay too. look at our freaking poses wei! haha. haha. ala, three for sepuluh dollar bah. how to NOT buy? jay jay some more. :P
i.. have no comments at all. :P this happens when a bunch of crazy jakuns utpians go overseas together. especially the one yang baru ditabrak mobilia. hoi, drive carefully bah next time! :)
the lovely tour guide cum psychology consultant, wenli. :) lol. memories wenli! the pancake, the camwhorings, the walks. :P hey, am still waiting for the free-for-life card from you!
the constant lunch spot. :) home packed bread and an AUD 1 can of diet coke. ahhh perfect!
the workplace. not a pleasant experience to remember though but heck, it payed for this:
i never thought i could bring out the fusion of bollywood and opera in me, never, until i saw this place. :P
people, this is annur. :) she has got the cutest middle name - bayanna! (wait i got that spelling right right?) lol! seriously. i miss you nur.
"mom, can you hear me?" lol. attack of the overaged kids! rage rage!
EKKA. strawberry sundae. EKKA. strawberry sundae. lol! no, straberry sundae more important! yummy yummy!
okay, just pretend that you didnt see this. :P i wont mind. but hey, he has a lot of chest hair no? lol. hes my chest hair idol. awww. *bows*
and last but not least, of course, the drunk-ing halloween. caught red faced wei with a freaking bottle of red wine. haha. :P hey wait wait, i wasnt drunk. i mean seriously! it's the colouring. or maybe the reflection. no, i told you already. i wasnt drunk. :P
*living in denial!*
memories ahoy! :)
WAYYYYY better than labuan!
lol. finally a civilised city in 2 months!
the fokker 50 ride that was REALLY short wei. 40 mins!
the inverted commas capsized "helicopter". lol! it was fun.
one more day tomorrow. :)
im going to go shop for pirated original vcds and audio cds in a while. blame labuan for having ONE really COOL cinema. :P
we at zero.renovatio always strive to keep the blog as decent and as 'clean' as possible as we are always keen to see our readers mature and grow with our blog mutually, especially the young ones:
so today, if youre underage or overage, please be advised to immediately close this window as a few sexy indecent jims are going to appear in zero.renovatio in this very post.
or in simple terms:
aiyah you ah, i am not hamsap bah to post my half naked pictures everywhere for everyone to see. i just really want to show you what will happen to you when exposed to labuan's sunshine, excessively, while working for schlumberger's testing department in the yard.
you get ZEBRA-ED.
look at how zebra ive become! gosh. totally lion food hey!
thou shall not stare at my chest hair.. or complain that i have too much of them. or "yeee" at them. or save-picture-as and circulate in utp. or start teasing me. lol. no.
ala, dont bah expect me to shave that part clean just to show you people the picture right, how dark ive become? :P
look at the V and focus. not the hair. its freaking dark brown super high intensity wei. lol.
look at the hand pulak bah. its like a freaking... unbalancely barbequed pork hand wei. enough for the whole kampung to eat. black.
i actually didnt realize my zebraness until my friend shouted over the court when we played badminton just now - this:
"hoi jim, apasal kamu belang belang ah?"
so yeah, those girls, if you ever want to come well testing services, buy loads, tonnes, millions of dollars of sunblock.
i like being black. it blends with all the black wardrobes i have. prolly later if i get blacker, i dont have to buy black shirts no more!
so ahem, now, zero.renovatio promotes healthy readers and so please do not spread rumours about how hairy jim's chest is okay? :P i cant stand the famous-ity. lol!
(i'll sign you a cheque if you introduce me a pretty girl though :P :P)
ta people!
oh and thank God and praise Him for his everlasting blessings. :) thank You Father.
i eat them both. yum.
i visited the marine museum in labuan twice. yeah, i have that lust and passion for fish. duh. :P
nah i brought my parents there when they came visiting last month and two days ago darrel was kind enough to bring us around again.
darrel. hes young and he owns a yamaha grand piano. whos in? :P
okay. i shall pass this time to my photos. :P
the i-look-human fish welcomed us with fins wide open.
the oh-damnnnn-big -wei fish. sedap when deep fried. :P
cute but darn poisonous fish. those horns look like terbalik drumsticks. :P
ultra hairy behind lobster. exactly like kelvin yew. :P
okay okay i will leave the seals alone. didnt want to do it but the holes were tempting.
"i think my brain dropped into the aquarium."
stupidity explained.
couldnt help. i really needed to camwhore the dugong.
whales. i love whales. i am NOT a whale. see?
group picture group picture. lol. with shell-ey frame.
pohon batu beach. ;) i need new shoes. anyone?
and last but not least,
thank God He created this. ;)
ill try to show you birds next time. heh.
til then, to the guys, keep your birds properly behave. to the girls, behave as well.
lol. okay i suddenly feel naughty. :P ta all.
