jim in wonderland

once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, there lived this prince ordinary guy who is so buff and strong and 6 packed and handsome named jim. :P

so he is that type of guy who doenst want to go to the toilet even though his pundi kencing is 110% overflowed because hes too lazy to move from the computer chair and eats and eats and eats like mad.

though the 'luxurious' life he leads, he remains a really shy person, so humble and so clean. :P ahem.

and not to mention, a very low profile guy too! together with some high profile friends.

and one day, he met this girl after coming back from the jauh kingdom and suddenly fell in love with her. he has never seen anyone as beautiful as her before in his entire life. 

he tried and tried and tried, so hard, until he had to climb trees, and do acrobatics just to give her a flower.

so one fine day, he hardened up, and gathered all his usable balls, and popped the question. and awww. 

and now that theyre that, lol, she keeps doing this to poor jim, but jim is loving her more than ever. :)

lol jim hopes that even though hes wrinkled or old, or uncool or un-buff anymore, she will still be there to swim the seas and climb the mountains together and cross the finishing line.

and yes, mr jim anderson from south africa then lives happily ever after.

-the end-

awww, claps claps. :P  

p/s: dear you, dont be angry lah. ;) this is for us. a toast. :) *ting* to h.e.a. :)

black is white no?

Tagged by John E E.

1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state the rules clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!

1. i pick my nose anytime, anywhere, anyhow i can. and i will catapult the stool balled *thingee* to the evil-est person nearest to me, preferably into the mouth. yummy.

pizza galore, snowballed drooling cheese. :P
AND NO JIM DOESNT PICK HIS NOSE EVERYWHERE! duh. haha after reading my 1st, bet that pizza already turn ugly in your heads. :P

2.   i currently break solex pad locks to buy leftover curry rice for dinner.

one bundle for 400 ringgit? anyone? thats half price already!

3.  i listen to one republic's mercy everyday.

i want to feel, i want to love~ ;)

4. i have a 90% black t-shirt wardrobe.

and dad's bored of me wearing black. :P

5.  i think i have a weird dog. but cute. and stupid. but adorable. and lazy. but hairy. just like his master. and i think he has a thing for the toilet. ><

or maybe my hypothesis is..his under very hot lah. :P

6.  i make good pancakes!

no kidding man, this thing can pull a 15k psi trick.

7.  im crazy about coconuts! i will have them anytime and anywhere i can. but i hate it when its too young or old. ><

8. i have a thing for pinafores and girls wearing black thick plastic spectacles. :P somehow or rather. lol. not hamsub okay? 

this is for you dear. whiii. :)

9.   i have a thing for bitches.. (eh wrong spelling lah).. beaches as well.

yeah, UMSabah beach. 

10. i am most of the time very un-transparent. prolly thats why i dont quite do well with friends who like to be polished shine.

10 people who I tag!  

   1. you
   2. you 
   ...
   10. and you! 

dedicated

"if only i can hold you tight right now and watch this pretty set, you will remember how beautiful the world is again. i promise."

one week

greetings people,

so i had my one...

beautiful, sweet, short, very short, very very short, no quite properly spent, fruitful, homely, mummy, daddy, doggie, ning-y, memorable, happy, sad, emotional, forgetful, fearful, sociable and plentiful

..week of my really really deserved holiday.

shant spare a lot of information, so here goes, picture time:

so i was really happy the few days before going back to kl. all my friends in slb were saying "jim kenapa gembira sangat? gila sudah? ke gaji naik?". but yeah, spiked my hair, tried to look good, packed all the chocs and that 1 liter booze into the baggage and flew away gracefully via my rm200 return ticket. :P 

empty streets in kl? NEVER. to be honest, after staying in labuan for so long, ive totally forgotten about traffic, and driving in kl again was a culture shock. by the way, that is the highway to utp. :) i feel that that picture is very very abstract lor. me likes.

edx 22 was happening so i had a quick tour! lol. kam ngam tak kam kiu mah. congratulations edx-ers, event's still as buff as ever! :) im proud to be thrice in it long time ago. *hint, technical and media peeps in da' house!, cheers!*

united. :D it was particularly beautiful, the view from the field that night. *hint hint* <3 happy 2nd anniversary dear. :)

sunrise from my queen size bed. lol! gosh i miss that big comfy bed! and that bolster! mummy... 

and the dog. yes, THE dog. lol. he smells like a dog, he acts like a dog, he behaves like a dog, he runs like a dog, he eats like a dog, but why in the world is he sleeping like that!? maybe he saw me sleeping like that the other day.. hmm. he gave me that dont-go-lah face when i was about to leave for labuan. awww.

and shopping! yay! civilisation, again! :D but was pretty broke lah actually, so didnt get to do a lot of shopping. :)

now that im back in labuan.. hmmm... :P

nah dont get me wrong, truth is, that bottle tastes like crap. i have no idea why them people like it so much. but its cheap here yeah, thats 60 ringgit, only. :) and jim doesnt drink anymore, or at least not hard liquor anyway.

yes, jim is a very good boy; an angel. he has a halo shining bright above his head. :P

take care people!

letter of notification

*ahem*
*wit a serious tone*

i, jim @ zerorenovatio, hereby announce that he

jeng jeng jeng!

IS IN KL ALREADYYYY!

and its already the 14th, so hes meeting the sleeping her already.

lol sorry all, i dont quite have internet at home so i cant blog at home.
will write all about the holidays later alrightey!

take care all, and be good already.

to you, dont be naughty. :P

nothing

jim thinks that the cat is really cool.

jim is somehow feeling nothing and routine about work now.

jim wishes that his coming holidays will be long and slow.

like firefox logo hor? :P 

jim wishes that she will be well soon.

jim wants something exciting to happen in his life other than learning.

jim is getting used to the viewty.

jim is going back for EDX!

lol crazy fluffy cat.

jim is growing really fat. :(

jim is going to curl with the doggie soon.

jim wants to be there for you.

i want a happy meal.

jim wants three of big macs  for dinner on the 14th on ning. :P

jim feels bad for leaving edrea hanging all the time.

jim apologizes.

the contrast nice no? can see those beams of light shining down lor.

jim feels black and white.

jim is drinking a lot of coconut juice nowadays!

jim posted this picture 3 times already, asks for forgiveness. he cant help it. :)

jim misses you like..

jim cant find any words in the dictionary to describe the infinite missing-you measurement.

king naggy

disclaimer: this is a VERY naggy post. apologies. :) if you cannot tahan naggy people, then dont read lah. :D

"boy, dont be grouchy lah about work"

"apa babi? bising bising pasal kerja"

"aiyo you sure do complain a lot about work huh?"

"work is that bad meh until you complain so often?"

okay okay, i know i know ive been complaining about work a whole lot of times for the past weeks.

nag, nag, nag, and nag. :P

but hey, i dont know if its me or just the world?

imagine the person supervising a job asking these questions on a load out day to a freaking green trainee:

(oh by the way, loading out means the trailers, cranes and forklifters will standby to pick up gigantic equipments to be sent to the pier and then to the rig)

"jim, which equipment is going out today?"

"jim, have you seen the emergency shutdown system?"

"jim, is the sand-filter going out today?"

"jim, where are the trailers?"

"jim, boleh saya halalkan gaji saya kepada kamu kerana kamu buat kerja saya dan saya tidak membuat apa apa?

heck i dont even get bonuses or accumulate days off when im working on sundays or on freaking 2nd day of raya.

i know i know, its good for me to learn, tetapi sebagai seorang ketua tempat kerja, kamu sepatutnya tahu di mana barang barang kamu berada, and not freaking duduk di tempat kamu sahaja menggoyang bola dan menanya seorang pelatih tentang perkara yang sedalam itu. okay, mungkin bukan menggoyang goyang bola lah, tapi your equipments? kan kan?

its a coconut. geng hor?

there are barely 2 people left in the base because everyone is off for raya hols, excluding the foreman, and we were the one doing all the maintenance of equipments, filling the container, be the painter, the load out, the freaking pipings (smell trouble? dont think you do) and what not bah.

now you smell trouble? lol. a fragment of them pipes. seriously, we have 6000+ pipes? :)

dear mr supervisor, i really do want to help you. im here because i can help you do all the glorified labour's job, and i dont mind at all. but please dont be offended if i say i dont know, because i REALLY dont know. i havent seen the load out list, i havent seen the master list and i didnt plan what is going out or not. ironically you did. so yeah, i will answer you what i know. ;)

see how i wish i could just curl up like this lazy bum sleeping. :P (i miss you seriously!)

but anyways, no offence lah, anyone at all. i am thankful because as i work, i learn so many things, i learn how things work and i see so many types of people.

okay im done grumbling. :P

puff, everything goes off like hot air. :D

so other than that, happy belated raya everyone, and hope that you guys had a great holiday yeah?

:)

and oh one more thing, let me introduce:

welcome... baby. :P

and you, muacks. :)