rebirth

greetings people,

it all started in friendster blogs, when he wanted to write to express freely, to dedicate, feelings, hopes, dreams, interest, updates, pat-guas, memories and maybe cheer.

his first post there dated july 27th 2005, some ancient years ago when he first got his laptop in foundation II.

his designing ideas were restricted and there were no where he could channel them.

and thus he moved to the current blog host; blogspot that allows users to change their blog banners flexibly.

when he first played his hard earned playstation one (ancient liao now but still there in my cupboard!), his first few games where megaman 3, and thats when he fell in love with one of the characters, zero.

especially when hes in his black armour, wahlah, every kid’s mouth watering dream. and there, he got obsessed and came out with the name zero:cool.

through the few years in campus, zero[r]enovatio has seen the ups and downs as an average student in university.

statistics have shown that the peak blogging period would be before and during examinations. sinful habits. ><

during the study abroad program down under and internship in labuan with the big blue guy, zero[r]enovatio was like the closest thing home he had with him.

and now, the few steps left to finish running the race in campus. something that he might terribly miss when he joins the corporate  greasing-the-monkey world.

well, he’ll leave the foreseeing part to God almighty where he will go in the future, but one thing for sure, zero[r]enovatio is coming with him wherever he goes.

there, just in case if you dont know what zero renovatio means:

thanks for reading folks all this while; young or old, supporting usphysically or mentally. :D it means a lot to him.

cheers.

yo

yo dawg,

“imma very hungry i wanna feast some roast pork.”

ish, tak halal punya dog. see, saliva also drooling liao.

the noises i make

are so tremendous that doggie needs to plug his ears with his paws! :P

so here, homemade mutepads.

and theres that drum stick bag too! :D

i tried sewing one of the pads.

super senget one.

its like picking the smallest coverings for your biggest.. ahem. ahem.

mom geng lor. she sewed all of em nicely! :)

*claps for mommy!*

longest

word in the world.

(oh well, theres one with 189k words, but its a chemical name for the largest known protein and its not in the dicts). ><

so there, the longest word in a known dictionary:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

you dont really need to know what it means lah. :P

all this while, i thought chuahanjimisasuperhandsomeman

is the longest recognized word in the world.

yeah i think youll agree with me too. :P

new definition of naughty

i woke up and i saw this a few mornings ago.

dont know how that patrick managed to climb there lah.

see lah that red fella.

as naughty as the owner.

and no no no, youre wrong.

the owner is not me. :P

im such a good boy.

*angelic bright and shiny eyes*

statistically

estima was 5 minutes earlier than satria, and the driver had a little bit of problem with his back after a bad night sleep. satria on the other hand woke up 16 minutes later than routine to go to work and liked the spot behind estima.

civic travelled far with the family from johor just to see mines wonderland, a decision made yesterday. and wira’s driver went to fetch his girlfriend who took 28 minutes to put on her mascara to please the boyfriend. 

and if satria woke up 15 minutes later, or civic decided not to come yesterday, or wira’s girlfriend didnt make up, or simply if estima didnt have a back ache, this picture will not be possible at all.

i guess i was lucky.

if you analyze the picture thoroughly, you will realize that the cars are actually parked in a perfect sine wave-y line.

its like a one in a gazillion probability that you can see this perfect lining again. :)

i know it might be weird for you that im amazed by all these things, but yeah. its amazing. :D 

ps: the drum is beautiful, but its SERIOUSLY out of tune. anyone? lol. the bass sounds like.. an elephant stomping my ass. :P i hand made a set of mutepads, so it really sounds no difference anyway if i tune it right? :D

welcome

there goes my savings.

need mutepad. anyone? :)

cukumimit

i had no idea that this seafood thingee is called cukumimit.

i wonder who came up with that name. little cukus and mimits.

O.o

secret

disclaimer: indecent post lah. dont feel offended if you want to continue reading alright? 

for days ive been going around jalan pasar, pudu to hunt for a dc motor (who loves playing houdini even until now) for my fyp.

instead of a dc motor, i discovered the secret of becoming the man of steel.

seriously.

shhh, i only share with the few of you okay?

translation:
want to be superman?
use whatever-la-the-name is. long lasting gel.
hard, gigantic and long. man can!

really tak boleh tahan man! dont play play ler. even got all those bollocks stamps all around ah!  

just in case all of us suddenly feel weak, ive censored part of the number, and overwritten my original picture too. :P come to jim. he will train you to be strong again. jims very own secret recipe; something to do with ropes and weights. :P :P

stay healthy and strong people. :D 

invasion

guess whos in town. :)

dell’s selling alienware weh!

lol chun-ted!

i was utterly amazed!

(way more amazed at how much its priced, but wth lah kan, its pretty and powerful. phweett!).

another addition to jim’s never-buying wish list! lol.

 

oh preee-tieh! :D~ drools.

competition

i cant believe it.

despite me being the couch-est potato this time around at home, this fella here is worst.

i sit down and at least, at least i play dawn of war and exercise my brain a little. he just keeps sitting down and dream, fantasize, or God knows what hes doing there.

really cannot tahan liao.

a piece of really-for-your-own-good advice, you better go for some exercise lah you.

 

really pig lah you. oink oink. 

:P

girl power, overwhelming lah

disclaimer: jim is no sexist okay? :P and them pics, i dont know who to link. it was in one of the zillions emails i get daily. (okay not zillions but some of them are gazillion light years long seriously).

this one really cha tou (in engrish: kena grab) one:

and this:

very happy hor?

and the ultimate this:

the woman’s version is a little bit not so suitable for some kids reading my blog (like gabr.. ohh). so im just going to have to let you imagine the picture yourself. :P haha.

now boys and girls, please be good boys and girls alright? dont be doing all these things at home or work. :P