humour

LOL! i cannot tahan liao lah.

A Proton Iswara crashed into the stall after colliding with a Nissan Sentra at the junction of Kampung Guar Jentik, Beseri, near Padang Besar, on Sunday.

In the 1.30pm incident, hawker Dahli Saad, 36, was making a bowl of iced shavings while the two customers were eating laksa.

“I heard a loud bang and saw a car spinning towards my stall.”

“Without thinking, I screamed and ran, carrying with me the ladle I was using. My two customers also ran for their lives, taking with them the bowls of laksa and drinks that they were having,” he said. – KOSMO!

either them laksa are super yummy, or expensive, or those people just love their bowls of laksa very much. i mean VERY much. and the drinks too! ><

but thank God those guys are alright lah. probably slurping their laksa still after the accident.

last present

1. doggie sick liao. worried.

2. im back to this freaking fried jungle.

3. lectures are boring. super boring. boring.

4. more badminton to come! whee.

5. i love the new zoom! (thank you muacks).

6. one more semester to go. happy or sad?

7. wishy washy future. pray pray.

8. i miss the drum. i want to play the drum. bummer.

9. im lazy to blog. :P

10. stupid uni blocked sky drive.

11. i got no pictures to upload lah.

12. PE, RE and drilling notes are as thick as my bud. seriously.

13. people change.

14. im 10 kilos heavier now.

15. i thought my wannabe crocs was stolen yesterday.

16. i love my razers and edifiers. :)

17. this is random: i want to eat hokkien mee!

have fun people! :)

its now my turn to say:

final sem liao lor. relax a bit lah. :P

artist jim

okay i attempted to draw a whole bunch of ‘cartoons’ using ms paint for ning for our 10th month anniversary. and that includes doggie. my end result of the animated him:

ning then commented that doggie looks like kitty.

who disagrees?

looks like doggie right right right?

:)

picture speaks a gazillion words.

“yuuuhhh”

lol. slaps a smile on my face every time i see this. :)

graphene

there, a whole new world soon. very soon. ><

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flying pigs.

ps: results out tomorrow noon. :) good luck everyone.

manual

the ultimate knob of headache.

i am never a big fan of manual transmission cars.

change the gear, yank the clutch,  honk for your life, yank the brakes, show appropriate finger languages, run yellow lights, swear peaceful words, be mak rempit whatsoever.

dont get me wrong, i drove this shabby kancil to ipoh and back to utp leh quite recently. and my license is not in any ways associated to coffee, so i still can drive a manual car, just maybe not as smooth.

yeah i know i know guys are supposed to like manual cars because they accelerate faster, consume less petrol la di da.

let me simulate a typical guys’ conversation for you:

“like goodness did you see that GTR?”

“yeah omg, like 0-100 in less than 2 secs!”

then if anyone at all, or me, interrupts with

“i wonder if theyre selling the automatic transmission ones?”

“sweat. dude, you serious?! what a wuss!”

okay let me stand up for the automatics!

doggie’s whiskers want to stand up too. (his colour so nice hor?)

im a very practical person (yeah right..) and there was this coincidence that i NEEDed to drive past the city during PEAK hours with a manual car. hush hush need i say more? lol.

caught in the stupid jam for almost 2 hours, and balancing them pedals almost twice every minute.

i almost left the car there and walk home.

how fun can that be i ask you? imagine a daily routine? NOOOO. 

even the good transformers are named autobots. see?

automatic transmission rules. call me a wuss. i dont care.

smart pengguna

okay straight to the point.

carrefour brand stuffs suck big time.

initially i was so pro them but now, dont you even think i’ll buy your sweets.

their dishwashing liquid also not so cheap ba. i stupidly purchased 5 liters and every time now when i wash, i need to use double squirts, twice! and still the plates wont even squeek!

and and and, dad bought their ‘hot dogs'. flour dogs more like it i say!

 
he heard someone talking dogs so he needs to make an appearance.

grr. you make me hate you carrefour.

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goodness, i just saw this insect injecting an egg into this another green insect’s body. and the larvae will hatch inside that greeny and start feasting from the inside out.

its a cruel world. it is.

people calling young lads uncle, selling things people suffer using, and eating step moms alive. huh.    

uncle

while i was happily playing this transformers like battle game in an arcade,

this kid rascal came and started supportively cheer out of nowhere.

and at the end when i lost to this stupid green missile bot, he instantaneously asked in malay:

“uncle, can i have some coins to play games?”

boy, he is so brave. how can he?

first, so young already begging for money to play games!?

second, WHAT IN THE WORLD I LOOK SO OLD MEH?!

sigh, what is going to happen to this beautiful world?

young looking people like me being called uncle.

world, oh world. i feel for you.