weird

indeed an ultra extraordinary night today, aside from the mind blasting COP farewell night.

thanks organizers.

and thank God that everyone’s safe and sound.

18sx

yeap, regardless underage or overage, please refrain from looking at the picture.

(i know. you will still look at it anyway. so dont blame me if you’re offended okay? jim is a good boy. :P)

i already warn you twice ah.

impressive hor?

who is behind the covers? first person with the right answer wins something.

not just something. its something.

you know, that something…

:P

out!

i am a boy too

If I were a boy
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
and throw on what I wanted and go

Drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
and I'd never get confronted for it
cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If you were a boy
then girl you'd understand
you need to stop listening to your friends
love, respect and trust your man

So I go to clubs with the guys
and sometimes flirt with the girls
I should be able to roll out
as long as Im coming home to you
and give you the world

But you are not a boy,
so you dont have a clue (ey)
How I work and pay the bills
girl everything I do is for you (eh eh)

I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a Boy

If I were a Girl (Kelly)

I would turn off my phone

I wouldn't play games

Tell everyone it's broken
so they'd think that I was sleeping alone

Girl you know thats wrong

I’d put myself first
and make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’ll be faithful,
waiting for me to come home, to come home.

But you are not a boy,
so you can't understand
You are not a perfect woman
and I am not a perfect man (remix,remix)

I'd listen to her (eh eh)
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

Kelly: Said Im sorry

It's a little too late for you to come back

but I cant let you go
cause Im too attached

If you thought I would wait for you
you thought wrong

But you're just a boy

-If I Were A Boy (Remix) (ft. R. Kelly) Lyrics

fly

can you see?

:)

petronas maju jaya

the joys and laughs (and helluva lots of crap) of studying together.

its been a while since i felt that joy.

thanks to you, you and you. :)

all the best for your tests everyone.

1.0

I tried to paint you a picture, the colors were all wrong
Black and white didn't fit you and all along
You were shaded with patience, your strokes of everything
That I need just to make it and I can see that

Lord knows I've failed you, time and again
But you and me are all right

We won't say our goodbyes
You know it's better that way
We won't break, we won't die
It's just a moment of change
All we are, all we are
Is everything that's right
All we need, all we need
A lover's alibi

I walked a minute in your shoes, they never would've fit
I figured there's nothing to lose, I need to get
Some perspective on these words before I write them down
You're an island and my ship has run aground

Every single day that I can breathe
You changed my philosophy
I'm never gonna let you pass me by

So don't say your goodbyes
You know it's better that way
We won't break, we won't die
It's just a moment of change

So don't say our goodbyes
You know it's better
We won't break, we won't die

-one republic

untitled

waited time and again.

none more.

final year final semester

“ah uncle ah, wo yao mai na ge. na ge.”

“na ge sem mo?”

*gulp*

“na ge yao tao de”

“sem mo lai de?”

“errr. na ge yao chuan. ching wan yung de.”

“OOHHHHHHH!. hahahha.”

“bu shi mai gei wo de. wo bu yung de.”

“hehehehe. bu yung chin la. mei you guan si de.”

*goes to the other side of the shop*

“ni yao na ge you tung de ma?”

*gulp*

“eerrrr.”

“hai shi yao zhi ge. ta huei kwang de.”

“okay. huei kwang de hao.”

“chi duo chien?”

“yi kuai pan ba liao.”

“whoa chiang pien yi de!”

*weird happy face*

myr 42,000

too much.

malaysia, what in the world are you doing with all our money?

[link]

ridiculous.

aspartame

yay i am still eligible to have my own father’s day!

[link]

who says diet coke and sugar free products can make sperms weak?

nonsense.

mine so strong and athletic.

rawr

i am a bomb technician.

if you see me running try to keep up.

(wth with this picture right? susu segar babi = natural diesel?)

im going for a jog.

coffee

jim cannot dunk his new crackers into his coffee because the cup’s too small.

its a nightmare.

suber duber

four jims in one picture. powerful leh? 

:P

rawr

life’s sometimes an ass. 

we always need to kick em with muscles and weapons.

:P

balance

I cant stand to fly
Im not that naive
Im just out to find
The better part of me

Im more than a bird...Im more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
Its not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home Ill never see

It may sound absurd...but dont be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed...but wont you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
Its not easy to be me

Up, up and away...away from me
Its all right...you can all sleep sound tonight
Im not crazy... or anything...

I cant stand to fly
Im not that naive
Men werent meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

Im only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Yeah, inside me
Inside of me

Im only a man
In a funny red sheet
Im only a man
Looking for a dream

Im only a man
In a funny red sheet
And its not easy,
Its not easy to be me

-five for fighting

singapore 1.0

best interview experience ever.

:)

(even the photographer’s in the picture lah. lol.)

20 more minutes

leaving on the bus again,

dont know when ill be back again.

(lol)

will be back sunday so take care everyone. :)

clinic

cant believe im actually missing the old clinic. they were discontinued and now substituted by this clinic che what-ridhwan-or-something.

guess what the doctor said to me when i told him i have an eye condition and its really annoying me?

“boy, you can go buy fake tears to moist your eyes.”

*thinks for a while.*

“a good night sleep will do your eyes just good.”

“dont you have some eye drops that i can use?”

“no. just go get them fake tears.”

DUDE, if thats the case WHY IN THE WORLD I BOTHER TO GO AND SEE YOU? and why PETRONAS bothers to PAY our SEMESTERLY medical fees to you?

a friend of mine went to consult the doctor too, with an open wound.

they applied an “expensive” cream and prescribed some painkillers instead of the oh-so-expensive cream. dude, come on lah. prescribe a “cheaper” cream or antiseptics also okay ba? 

yeah, very helpful.

good luck with clinic CHE STINGY all.

pocket c economy rice too, not so economy anymore; myr 4.80 for 1 chicken and 1 vege.

“kak, kenapa mahal sangat?” i asked the fellow who evaluated the price of my meal.
(dude, why so expensive?)

“tak tau. bukan kak yang buka kedai ni”
(i dont know. i dont own the shop)

duh. ridiculous. you think your shop is in KLCC? should have called you mak cik tua instead.

wonder where can i channel all these complains to.

ish. angry. >,<

moon brand cake

中秋节快乐!

may everyone kai kai xing xing lah. :)

my mandarin is so good right?

i copied it right from gtalk the mandarin thingee. lol.

butterfly tanglung! :)

p/s: i cant post pics. wlw wouldnt post i dont know why.

independence

this is amazing.

:) thanks for the publicity flisterz.