green green grass of home

hello people.

today jim's a botanist! whee~! =P

this is mrs sun. she is the highest in the food chain. always wanted to take a picture of her but most cameras leave a mole on her face.



this is mr and mrs water lilies. theyre happily married with two kids, water lilies junior. they live in a recycled water tank for almost a decade already. they rear guppy fishes! =P



this is old mr chili. his DNAs got altered and now hes producing extremely pretty and hot children. as hot as jessica alba. =P psst. his neigbour is mrs orchid. she doesnt flower because shes a little grumpy nowadays.



this is doggie looking for a good spot to plant a coconut tree. hes planning to use the my-pee as fertilizer.



this is mr esparagae plantae or in plain english, mr king. (mom says its "wong tai fa"). mr esparagae's recently migrated to my house from a land far far away.



this is mrs longan. shes 36-24-36, extremely hot model. shes so conscious about her body contour she never gets pregnant. no longan to eat lor so long already.



this is mr dragonfruit. he is believed to be the ancient protector of the garden dynasty. with his long hand(sss), he scares the enemies away. he's green dynasty's royal scarecrow.



and lastly, this is mrs water lily and mr palm. mrs water lily is very naughty because she always seduces mr palm by touching him.



there was also mrs bushy rambutan and also tall mr coconut. but because theyre overly naughty, they got evicted from the green dynasty by the super-lengchai-but-boring-duo.



lol. jims getting crazy. truth is, moms gone bonkers about plants and my homes now a very green cookie. whee~! if i become botanist ar, then green leaves will turn orange already to fancy me. =P