dummies for labuan

okay let me revise my labuan for dummies to:

labuan for dummies 2.0: perspectives of a home grown zebra (always remember the zebra!)

written, edited, published, everything lah by jim. :P

1. labuan is TOOOO SMALL bah! no i mean seriously. i went to the 'wah-mall-ah' the other day and saw subject A. after an hour, i went to the beach 30 mins away for a couple of coconuts and i saw subject A again, feeding his baby a coconut happily. see what i mean? it cant be destiny. i dont do adultery. :P

opposite worlds. lol imagine with me, bottom sky, top land. seriously cool. :)

2. some shops refuse to sell mineral water because beers are cheaper. (what the heck right?)

3. 2 KFCs and 1 pizza hut here in the whole labuan. equally slow when it comes to service.

4. every shop serves different kolo mee. but one shop reigned: kedai kopi i-dont-remember-the-name.

jiwang-ing

5. the only bowling alley is LOUSY. very.

6. universiti malaysia sabah, although the name, is in labuan. haha. no idea why but heck, its right beside the beach! freaking nice wei!

7. most amazing sunset, ever.

8. heck, most amazing sunrise, ever too. :P

friend's caldina. freaking accelerate-able. seriously.

9. violent women drivers. seriously. prolly because cars are cheap here. *wink* you know what i mean?

10. pretty girls everywhere!!! okay okay i bertaubat already bah.

11. the longest, widest road is the labuan 'highway', 2 lanes. it looks like the road in front of my house in kl. :P okay, im buying bullet proof vests. labuanians might come and shoot me tonight.

12. plenty of billabongs and rip curls for sale, cheap. haha. the ultra pasar malam one. :P

remember point 7?

13. 6pm is like 7pm in semenanjung. dark clouds. black nights. early.

14. im tired. later only blog more la. plenty more to nag/laugh/write/read/blog about. :P

15. did i mention pretty girls everywhere?

lol runaway runaway.

cheers people. :P