sunshine

we at zero.renovatio always strive to keep the blog as decent and as 'clean' as possible as we are always keen to see our readers mature and grow with our blog mutually, especially the young ones:

so today, if youre underage or overage, please be advised to immediately close this window as a few sexy indecent jims are going to appear in zero.renovatio in this very post. 

or in simple terms:

aiyah you ah, i am not hamsap bah to post my half naked pictures everywhere for everyone to see. i just really want to show you what will happen to you when exposed to labuan's sunshine, excessively, while working for schlumberger's testing department in the yard.

you get ZEBRA-ED.

look at how zebra ive become! gosh. totally lion food hey!

thou shall not stare at my chest hair.. or complain that i have too much of them. or "yeee" at them. or save-picture-as and circulate in utp. or start teasing me. lol. no.

ala, dont bah expect me to shave that part clean just to show you people the picture right, how dark ive become? :P

look at the V and focus. not the hair. its freaking dark brown super high intensity wei. lol.

look at the hand pulak bah. its like a freaking... unbalancely barbequed pork hand wei. enough for the whole kampung to eat. black.

i actually didnt realize my zebraness until my friend shouted over the court when we played badminton just now - this:

"hoi jim, apasal kamu belang belang ah?"

so yeah, those girls, if you ever want to come well testing services, buy loads, tonnes, millions of dollars of sunblock.

i like being black. it blends with all the black wardrobes i have. prolly later if i get blacker, i dont have to buy black shirts no more!

so ahem, now, zero.renovatio promotes healthy readers and so please do not spread rumours about how hairy jim's chest is okay? :P i cant stand the famous-ity. lol!

(i'll sign you a cheque if you introduce me a pretty girl though :P :P)

ta people!

oh and thank God and praise Him for his everlasting blessings. :) thank You Father.