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i am quite sure that each arabian fellow milk a cow for breakfast everyday. or maybe 2. or 3. or what the heck 5.

you see, a typical breakfast for men (i’m not sexist i literally have no whatever contact with the other sex here) includes:

arabic bread, cream cheese spread, labneh (a different type of cream cheese), full fat cream cheese pieces, whole milk, long life milk, low fat milk, low fat yoghurt, full cream yoghurt, milk powder, coffee creamer, margerine, butter, cheese slices, milk chocolate, milk chocolate biscuits, chocolate custard, vanilla custard, cream caramel, and cows. okay, not cows for breakfast.

i swear. i am not kidding you.

cow slayers are rich here.

hmm.