dum dum

lol! english at its best. 

see what's wrong with this window.

work stress 1.0

jim:

office = manager

 

xxx:

that one is one alternative

but my level = office boy

 

jim:

SAME

:P

but you geng-er

lol

 

xxx:

you are field office boy supervisor

higher level than me

 

lol. i like that. field office boy supervisor. hahaha. office talks!

audiophile

hello beautiful waves! 

and hello impulsive buying. lol.

okay technically not buying because the company sponsored like 85%. 

but anyhow, hope i can stay longer to use them more. ;)

eid mubarak!

jim dapat juak baju raya baru! lol. 

jeng jeng! happy raya everyone! ramadhan kareem and eid mubarak! 

crossovers

ever worked with 25 crossovers before? 

there. crazy. 

turning blue

"hey do you have a store here?" 

"yeah, of course! just get out of this door and turn left. the 2nd door to the left is the store." 

*stranger leaves to the store*

*stranger comes back looking ultra pissed*

"no i mean a grocery store, not the schlumberger store."

i am quite sure he wants to call me an idiot that time looking at his face. lol. 

revenge

you know how my dog balas dendam? 

*smells a side of any slippers*

*there, pembuli*

*picks up the pembuli's slippers*

*puts it down on the floor in the garage*

*looks at it for a while*

*starts rolling on it*

*rolls over it*

*rolls*

*rolls*

*rolls again*

*rolls*

*looks at the pembuli with a big grin*

there. 

he knows my name!

freaky lor. calling name some more!

discrimination

kopi jantan?

what about kopi betina?

no power already ah?

okay

she asked me to blog about her wor. so here comes.

“about me”.

:P

lol hi guys i know its been ages! i hope everyone is fine everywhere! will post more updates soon. crazy crazy nowadays. ;)

i’m in KL holla me if you are too!

fruit nation

some say this fridge is a night club.

some say the mix fruit drink rules the territory.

some say the two pears are gay.

some say the two oranges are too.

i say, the apples have coitus at night and multiply in the morning. baby apples!

heck, no matter how fast i eat them, they will never finish.

reflections

moments when trees are sighted in the desert; priceless. :)

oh btw, those are my two travelling buddies. say yello!

the 5 stages

anger,

denial,

bargaining,

depression,

acceptance.

no, i’m not going through any of those, thank God.

but how true.

beast

call me dreamy (or kiddy). 

this super duper ultra hot mega sexy baby. mm mmmh.

one day, one fine sunshiny day in the near future when i control downhole test valves with my brains waves, i will own the super duper ultra hot mega sexy baby.

demolished

oh look, our university. i think alien sucked half of the complex.

no more final exams?

back to school!

freeflyer

first time boarding a flight without needing a passport check.

but it was a nasty free flight. grr.

 

that propeller’s like 1 meter away from our seats. ><

saudi oh-so-fun fact

the price of three chicken and rice meals are equivalent to the 1.0 liter rice cooker i bought in malaysia

:O

evil 2.0

this is a true story. don’t worry, i never disclose names and/or personal information one.

ghnh, single, male, 23, from miri, sarawak. currently in kl:
imagine a cup of icy cendol in ur hand now
yay

me:
i dowan
ive been eating too much
i only wan charkeoyteow
nasi lemak
cendol semua tak mau

ghnh, single, male, 23, from miri, sarawak. currently in kl:

oo
okay
i think i should take nasi lemak or charkeoyteow for dinner
what do you think?
nasi lemak kukus eh?

me:
babi hutan

ghnh, single, male, 23, from miri, sarawak. currently in kl:

oo
char kueh teow with babi hutan
not bad
i like that
babi hutan goreng tambah telur lebih
awesome

and you people say he’s an angel. see how evil is he.

nasi lemak, please appear in font of me. lol. *chants chants*

happy sabbath day!

jurisdiction

so i was stuck in the airport for 12 hours because the airlines didnt let me taxi the plane.

somehow their system says that i (a malaysian) dont need a visa to go to yemen but the ambassador raised a sudden alert for everyone to have a visa to enter the country. funniest part, only malaysians were granted visa on arrival before the alert.

something must have happened there.

but anyway, went back to khobar and got a call from another manager from a neighboring department and the next morning im off to another base to another job. a job which i cannot break out from or gain anything for my controls. sigh.

but anyway, so here i am, messy and unorganized in the other base.

rawr.

have better days everyone!