first week

people! lol. if you dont already know, im in our very own federal territory island, LABUAN. yeah its part of malaysia, mind you. ;P

okay let me labuan-for-dummies you people (labuanians, dont angry lah. am typing as a 1 week old visitor ba. :P):

1. its not that big.
2. its a duty free island (yeah i know!); cars, chocolates, alcohol, and *something* (private message me and i shall spare you the something). :P
3. the bumiputeras speak better mandarin than me. (dont know lah theyre teasing me or what, but they have a lot of bananas here. i mean that yellow banana.)
4. food here is expensive wei! (okay, one plate of tomyam = rm 5.00 minimum).
5. people here consider a 10 minutes drive far.
6. UK stands for Ujana Kewangan (the ONLY mall in the state, with few shops).
7. people wear coveralls everywhere; to work, to restaurants, to the mall (i dont even need to put the 's') hahaha, to banks, in hotels, and to clubs/pubs.

8. the seafood heres freaking CHEAP! 500g of fairly large prawns for rm 7.50 where to find? 
9. they have this cute china brand car - cherry. lol. and one particular models name is cherry QQ. heck, qq?!
10. their mini busses are mini vans. 
11. almost every other one drives a toyota here. i wonder.

okay 11 points out of 11! :P
next up, ill blog schlumberger for dummies (subject to availability only). :P