jim in wonderland

once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, there lived this prince ordinary guy who is so buff and strong and 6 packed and handsome named jim. :P

so he is that type of guy who doenst want to go to the toilet even though his pundi kencing is 110% overflowed because hes too lazy to move from the computer chair and eats and eats and eats like mad.

though the 'luxurious' life he leads, he remains a really shy person, so humble and so clean. :P ahem.

and not to mention, a very low profile guy too! together with some high profile friends.

and one day, he met this girl after coming back from the jauh kingdom and suddenly fell in love with her. he has never seen anyone as beautiful as her before in his entire life. 

he tried and tried and tried, so hard, until he had to climb trees, and do acrobatics just to give her a flower.

so one fine day, he hardened up, and gathered all his usable balls, and popped the question. and awww. 

and now that theyre that, lol, she keeps doing this to poor jim, but jim is loving her more than ever. :)

lol jim hopes that even though hes wrinkled or old, or uncool or un-buff anymore, she will still be there to swim the seas and climb the mountains together and cross the finishing line.

and yes, mr jim anderson from south africa then lives happily ever after.

-the end-

awww, claps claps. :P  

p/s: dear you, dont be angry lah. ;) this is for us. a toast. :) *ting* to h.e.a. :)