jim's dict

that doesnt sound too right.

but dont let that indecent thing bother us. today, jim 's dickt first edition features its very first word:

junkie (also junky)
· n. informal for a grease addict.
– ORIGIN 1920s (orig. US): from junk.

this, is what happens when youre a junkie:

you scavenge parts for the THICKEST grease (or in slb, WOM grease) and make a good grease-shake out of it when the weather is hot. i think when you put that concoction in the blender, it (the blender) will be smoked. :P

you bite and suck your super greasy hand gloves, just like a lollipop. just like a giant delicious lollipop. right in front of that radioactive machine. even better.

and best of all, 5 gallons of good, creamy, and slurpee copper grease, or better known as coppaslip. pick it up with your hands, spread it on a cookie, bread, spaghetti or boleh dimakan begitu sahaja. convenient. though a little pricey, but it lubricates the stomach for fast digestion. haha. and anti seize too. no more sumbat arses.  

nah dont worry this is a decent cup of cold teh madras and kopi botol in kk. :) nice!

sigh. im actually beginning to feel sick myself reading the post again. haha. jim ah, why so disgusting?

but anyway, lol. im hungry.

mc donalds anyone? :)