ebay.com/me

okay, jim is contributing to mankind; to all the cannot-wake-up-in-the-mornings-ers out there!

i have no idea where (or why, i mean are there really that sleepy people around here?) are they selling all these freaky gadgets, but if you really need em, prolly you can try ebay-ing or something. :)

allow me.

if you are a really sleepy and short man/woman with shorter arms, i dont quite recommend this. This evil creation hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to shut it up without a ladder.

okay okay. according to the catalogue, this happy creation has a vibrator. it has a vibrator. lol. dont be thinking nonnsense. it vibrates like crap on your bed, and a 95 db alarm and a police style rotating light that will make you wish youre in jail for not waking up.

time to wake up and fly. catch me.

and tada, grand winner:

lucifer junior here runs away from the bed or side table, falls down to the floor, and finds a random place to hide as he rings.

how convenient. lets put it this way, pre warm up after sleep. its good for you. :P