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A HORNY orang minyak is on the prowl in Sungai Petani, terrorising about 300 families as the apparition seemed to pick on homes where young women are staying in.

A teenager known just as Nurshahirah, 17, told Kosmo! that she was awakened at about 5.40am on Monday as she felt a warm sensation on her left ear.

She opened her eyes only to discover an apparition with curly hair and thick moustache standing by her bed.

“I was even more shocked when the ghost took off his kain pelikat and started to fondle himself,” she said.

i cant decide whether this article is really funny, or really stupid. ><

what is happening to our world?!

(my dear roomie, please becareful at home. lol. keep scissors at hand anytime, or knife, so that you can help him ‘fondle’ too. itll be fun. im sure.)

lol.