true story

 
aquaventure, atlantis hotel, palm jumeirah

i came down from this slide and you know the story right.

when you’re accelerating at high gravitational speed minus the reduced water’s coefficient of friction, you’ll be literally wearing a transformed beach shorts G-string.

and there was this old lady recording video at the end of the slide, with her big video camera, grinning.

die liao lah.

i’m a victim of child pornography.

:(