slb dictionary

seriously? 

another day another ...

selooww... sellowww.. eellowww... eelooww... tellooo... tellooo.

being superior

lol

audiophile

hello beautiful waves! 

and hello impulsive buying. lol.

okay technically not buying because the company sponsored like 85%. 

but anyhow, hope i can stay longer to use them more. ;)

turning blue

"hey do you have a store here?" 

"yeah, of course! just get out of this door and turn left. the 2nd door to the left is the store." 

*stranger leaves to the store*

*stranger comes back looking ultra pissed*

"no i mean a grocery store, not the schlumberger store."

i am quite sure he wants to call me an idiot that time looking at his face. lol. 

away

this was what happened this morning:

aa: man, the burger yesterday tasted so good.

jim: oh yeah, i had the one you brought midnight at 9 am just now with a diet coke. it was really really good. it’s been a long time!

we paused for a while and burst into laughter.

how sad. two city boys trapped in a perimeter for more than 1 month now with no internet, mobile signal or any signs of civilization. just sand. lots of sand and metal.

and the sun!

SUPERvisor

of course him again. crap.

fun fact number n-th

in arabic,

lah lah lah lah means,

no no no no.

moo

i am quite sure that each arabian fellow milk a cow for breakfast everyday. or maybe 2. or 3. or what the heck 5.

you see, a typical breakfast for men (i’m not sexist i literally have no whatever contact with the other sex here) includes:

arabic bread, cream cheese spread, labneh (a different type of cream cheese), full fat cream cheese pieces, whole milk, long life milk, low fat milk, low fat yoghurt, full cream yoghurt, milk powder, coffee creamer, margerine, butter, cheese slices, milk chocolate, milk chocolate biscuits, chocolate custard, vanilla custard, cream caramel, and cows. okay, not cows for breakfast.

i swear. i am not kidding you.

cow slayers are rich here.

hmm.

round one

big foot giant vs hobbit foot cat.

beast

call me dreamy (or kiddy). 

this super duper ultra hot mega sexy baby. mm mmmh.

one day, one fine sunshiny day in the near future when i control downhole test valves with my brains waves, i will own the super duper ultra hot mega sexy baby.

demolished

oh look, our university. i think alien sucked half of the complex.

no more final exams?

back to school!

directions

sometimes i wonder these people for real or not one lah.

i dont blame them. im working with ONE particular person like this recently.

smart but stupid, stubborn (and big and crazy and inconsiderate) piece of ass. 

Z+

i woke up at 0500 today, you know to do routine before going to work. went to a friend’s villa and waited until 0645 because that’s the normal time we will leave for work.

at 0650 i called him, and he said he’s calling in sick today.

“oh shit”

morning meeting starts at 0715 and it’s a 30 minutes drive to work.

then i instantly called a taxi, and huff and puffed we at 0725. went through the necessary security checks, and then the T card board.

there were only 5 green T cards.

i was stunned for a little while.

it’s a freaking thursday today. and there is no morning meeting and work unofficially starts 0900 hours.

my family members, close friends and her know that i am horrible with dates. i’ll score 0.1 out of 10 if there is a date test anytime.

and now with saudi having thursdays and fridays and emirates having fridays and saturdays as weekends.

and time difference is +5 hours in saudi and +4 hours in emirates, i’'ll score a negative whammy.

:(

btw, happy graduation all! we gotta plan something asap!

crazy 2.0

i’m swimming. swimming happily in the sea.

la la la la.

this is what happens when you, stay in MLC, for 2 months.

prostitution

zero[r]enovatio condones decency. but cannot resist this one lah. haha

got this off another source less mail too.

true story

 
aquaventure, atlantis hotel, palm jumeirah

i came down from this slide and you know the story right.

when you’re accelerating at high gravitational speed minus the reduced water’s coefficient of friction, you’ll be literally wearing a transformed beach shorts G-string.

and there was this old lady recording video at the end of the slide, with her big video camera, grinning.

die liao lah.

i’m a victim of child pornography.

:(

prematured hotdogs

i was having my hotdogs, french toasts, eye kerbau eggs, watermelon, strawberries, honeydew, grapes, oranges and blueberry yoghurt breakfast (and hence the mandatory jogging sessions) when one of the familiar restaurant staff came to me and said:

“i’m sorry are you d&m or wireline?”

“no i’m from testing.”

“can you please sign the meal sheet?”

“ermm?”

“instructor right?”

every word he said after that i couldn’t register because all i wanted to do was to poke his big nose with my fork full of hotdogs.

come on, i’ve been here for almost 2 months now eating my routine buffet meals 3 times a day and now you’re asking?

and that’s not the big issue.

the biggest issue is,

WHY, DO I LOOK THAT OLD?

i feel insulted. someone please comfort me.

>,<

kehidupan seorang lelaki tampan yang sedih. :(

when can i get my mee goreng?

i want it 2 years ago.

promosi hebat!

it’s a bargain no? i’m going to buy 10 of them so that i can save 10 cents right away! like now! let’s go!