food for thought

how many people do you know are brave enough to say this: 

"I love what I have right now."

somehow i am really happy for him. and envious too.

i suppose it's high time for us (at least me) to learn to be constantly thankful of what i have now and live thankfully. 

i love what i have right now.

Blood donation

I had extra blood in my body (lol) so I decided that donating blood is good for health. Started looking for blood donation drives close by home but found none.

Then my brilliant brain (lol lol) said that why not just walk in to any government hospitals and for sure there will be some sort of blood bank that will accept blood donations. The brilliant brain too was thinking what will happen to all the blood that are donated to private hospitals? Sold back to people?

I had to find out the hard way the following fact:

In Kuala Lumpur at least there are only 2 platforms to donate your precious blood

1. Go directly to Pusat Darah Negara (google location)
2. Wait for blood drives (official calender here) organized by PDN and some "dai sam je".

Don't forget to bring your little red book too for your own reference and theirs. ;)

Happy donating people! Help save lives!

Malaysian Certificate of Good Conduct

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Feb 2014 update.

Applications now are done online and will require a minimum of 1 month to be processed. Please do give them a call for more information. 

All the best.

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There, this update is as of 12th December 2011 to apply for a Certificate of Good Conduct in Putrajaya, Malaysia. Feel free to google. lol. I've been hustling and bustling around the internet to find nothing much. Actually, www.kln.gov.my is quite explanatory but let me summarize:  

1. Go to www.kln.gov.my, register and fill up the Certificate of Good Conduct form. Print two copies. 

2. Two passport sized pictures.

3. Print the declaration form (two copies) from the website and get it stamped by the Commisioner of Oath. 

4. Two copies of passport (endorsed by the receptionist in the ministry). 

5. Two copies of I/C (endorsed by the receptionist in the ministry). 

6. MYR 20 for application. MYR 4 for each Commisioner of Oath stamp. 

Tip #1: There is a commisioner of oath in the Palace of Justice 5 minutes drive from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs building, Putrajaya.

Tip #2: There is a computer (with internet) and a printer in the reception area (but don't count on it, it's free). 

Tip #3: Lunch time: 1230-1400 Malaysian time, if you know what I mean.

Tip #4: Dress appropriately; no hot pants, short skirts, sleeveless and shorts.

Tip #5: You'll only get a number once all your documents are compiled. 

Tip #6: There's free wifi! Now that's something you don't see often! 

Tip #7: Be patient. It's government service. *wink*

Wisma Putra, 

No 1, Jalan Wisma Putra, 

Precint 2, 62602 PUTRAJAYA

GPS coordinates: 2.926449,101.692709

Phone: +603-8887 4000, +603-8887 4570 (after working hours) 

Fax: 603-8889 1717, 603-8889 2816  

Email: webmaster@kln.gov.my

menshealth (and women too)

baca jangan tak baca.

read dont you dare not read.

[read]

flowchart

lol. 1 more week in kl and thus finding myself in that one particular loop. gah!

i will

truth

i told you i am starving in KL.

see i successfully gained 6 kg since 27th march 2011.

someone please make me eat more! :P

but…

A little boy, after being shouted at by his mom (sitting sadly)

Dad asked : "What happened son?"

Kid :  "Dad, I can't handle your wife anymore! I want my own wife!"

fruit nation

some say this fridge is a night club.

some say the mix fruit drink rules the territory.

some say the two pears are gay.

some say the two oranges are too.

i say, the apples have coitus at night and multiply in the morning. baby apples!

heck, no matter how fast i eat them, they will never finish.

LOL!

hypocrite

pollution. :(

like really really bad pollution.

evil 2.0

this is a true story. don’t worry, i never disclose names and/or personal information one.

ghnh, single, male, 23, from miri, sarawak. currently in kl:
imagine a cup of icy cendol in ur hand now
yay

me:
i dowan
ive been eating too much
i only wan charkeoyteow
nasi lemak
cendol semua tak mau

ghnh, single, male, 23, from miri, sarawak. currently in kl:

oo
okay
i think i should take nasi lemak or charkeoyteow for dinner
what do you think?
nasi lemak kukus eh?

me:
babi hutan

ghnh, single, male, 23, from miri, sarawak. currently in kl:

oo
char kueh teow with babi hutan
not bad
i like that
babi hutan goreng tambah telur lebih
awesome

and you people say he’s an angel. see how evil is he.

nasi lemak, please appear in font of me. lol. *chants chants*

happy sabbath day!

dream

i wonder if it’s torture or sympathy.

once upon a time

so almost 6 years ago we entered university.

we laughed, cried, drove, sang, studied, failed (yeah right),  disappeared, “pati-ed”, burnt midnight oil, burnt day oil, made quality friends, enemies, cursed some lecturers, fell asleep in class, peeped some answers, played loads of badminton, jogged, squash, basketball, walked, jumped, fell, rolled, spent shitload much of money, watched loads of movies, watch boys and girls (what?), cursed the pak guard, oh the mak guards, hu ha about tests, projects, assignments, ranted like a queen, camped in the library, camwhored, hated in house food, ate chinese chicken in tronoh, missed home, met crazy impromptu decisions, went crazy

and now we are going to attend our graduation. after 8 months ending our semester.

(potong stim at some point la hor?)

so a shoutout to all back there later, come “home” and we shall all sing, dance, laugh, eat, chat, go crazy and drink like never before!

see you all soon! ;D

being an engineer

blood

(i know i’m wrong to use the company’s pc to play games, but i promise i will uninstall right after okay? please keep it a secret haha yeah i’m telling the whole world.)

so i FINALLY got to play the much awaited (not anymore) modern warfare 2. now that i have a 256MB NVIDIA Quadro, i can actually enjoy, like ENJOY the beauty of this game! 

the above picture, if in real resolutions, is to show how much details they actually put into the game. like a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a gazillion lot! i can even see that fella’s pimples. :P (not so kua cheong lah)

and this is what i love most. the above and below pictures, if detailed properly, show “shockwaves” of guns firing. the images near the gun shots become fluidic, harmoniously distorted and wavy. so physic lor. (okay lah i know i jakun lah.)

casually walking into an airport, shooting everything and anything. seriously, it’s not good for small kids. not good at all. even when i was playing this stage, i barely shot any rounds. felt guilty in a weird way. haha. 

heartbeat detector. lagi geng.

if you have not tried, and you have a good rig, please don’t hesitate! :)

LOL!

“excuse me, excuse me. do you speak english?”

“i’m sorry, no.”

“my car broke down. any idea where i can get help?”

“no really, i don’t understand at all.”

“you don’t understand what i’m saying?”

“no not a word. i wish i paid more attention in school.”

:(hang)D

elephun

THEY FREAKING SWIM?! HUAHHHH!

gotta love this

one of my favourites, nicely resung. :D enjoy!