this is too much!

this is really too cute. so many doggies! ah. 

i highly believe now my doggie is a fusion between this and chao. 

got the pic off here. 

maybe?

who invaded kia?

*salivates* so tempting. 

anyone? starts at rm 102k. :D

kia oh kia. 

final.ly

finally found another alternative to windows live writer. somehow i was restricted to post anymore pictures in writer. tried fixing but the solutions in the web arent at all helpful. but anyway, give a round of applause and say:

HELLO SCRIBEFIRE. :) 

ah but it doesnt have that awesome picture editing tool like in the writer. :( grr. 

airport

i can really get used to airport lounges.

free flow beer whee! :P

prolly later on you’ll hear about the arrest of some young (and cute) guy in the news later on for boarding the plane drunk.

fruit nation

some say this fridge is a night club.

some say the mix fruit drink rules the territory.

some say the two pears are gay.

some say the two oranges are too.

i say, the apples have coitus at night and multiply in the morning. baby apples!

heck, no matter how fast i eat them, they will never finish.

cozy

temperature was 2 degrees celcius.

how adorable. ;)

tingle bells

ling long. ling long. long long. :D

make your way home for christmas if you can okay?

civilization-less

as much as i want to write more, i wish i can stay longer here.

just got back from one of the worst job ever (well, in the few months i turned blue). well didnt flow, tools went cuckoo, the supervisor, but i at least had great company to suffer with.

24 hours in civilization, i’m off to a country south of ksa, a country that was deemed unsafe, or maybe, still is, alone.

what i am hearing is scaring my pants off, but let’s see.

i will tell more when things come.

be okay, everyone.

especially you.

aslo marine

after waking up at 4 am and travelling all the way till 12 pm, and after started preparing a shoot and pull job all the way till 10pm. finally everything was confirmed, kali wali and off we went to the job by boat.

and the whole day, i only had a toasted cheese sandwich at 0350 in the morning. so me and my supervisor, we were so freaking hungry, went to the mess in the boat and begged for food at around 2330.

what’s left was a crab (yeah seriously lor one small “water” crab), cold rice, and one small bowl of chicken soup. he offered to cook us fried eggs and we gladly (with salivating mouths) nodded.

after the longest wait ever, 15 minutes, he opened the mess window, and served food.

despite the rice, crab and soup being ultra cold, we walloped all of them, myself with with indofood kicap manis and abc chilli sauce. shining clean plate.

for the first time in my life, i actually enjoyed that kind of (leftover and cold) meal.

it was somehow really really good. :)

there there 2.0

“Your booking is confirmed.”

and that means…

*crossing fingers*

2 months

so officially today, we are done with our first school. Thank God everyone passed. it wasn’t that hard i’d say, but we did have some very nasty quiz questions.

group dinner/iftar @ shangrila

all in all, i enjoyed this school. i mean, it smelled a little bit like university; hostels, classrooms, cafes, a little sports amenities, workshops and rigs.

before aquaventure, atlantis palm jumeirah

some of my mates they complain about their stay here, mostly because of food, but for me, well, it’s better than staying under the scorching hot sun, boiling hot air, and ultra lousy base food. kulit pun tanggal.

so goodbye dubai, goodbye abu dhabi. and goodbye saudi. hello malaysia *wink!*.

being an engineer

kareem

this is our newly refurbished cafe.

now i really miss malaysia.

marry a rich man

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here:
I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

(jim: this is exaggerated. $1 million/annum is upper class.)

My requirement is not high:
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?
I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

well i hope this reply is real:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.

It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.

And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

Bank CEO

btw, sorry, found this from a sourceless email. :)

unlimited kcal

the works, fuddruckers, abudhabi

i know the picture doesn’t look so appealing because i just splashed everything from the salad bar to my plate, but i had my half pounder in medium, and it was good. like

REALLY REALLY REALLY good. :D~

i ended up eating the patty only because i whalloped the sides first. too stupid liao. lol. the shake was like a product from 5 whole cows; fattest whip cream they can find on earth blended with the fattest vanilla ice cream in the universe.

is it me or this piano really looks ugly?

i tell you i absolutely cannot let that thing go into my stomach. it stood up, pointed a gun at my face and made me drink it. i promise i tried to fight but it was a very evil concoction. :P

but yeah, 1/2 pounder mushroom beef burger, chips, vanilla shake, unlimited jalapeno, cheese, black pepper, bbq sauces and a free flow salad bar. and and great companies. :)

aloft

50 dirhams for all that, and after that, a visit to daddy’s palace with my brothers and sister. and etoiles too. :P

some people claim its the most expensive hotel in the world. i don’t know.

emirates palace, abu dhabi

for a moment i thought i was you know, king of vanilla-shake-land. wearing the throne with jeans and tshirt. :P

catastrophe

there is a sudden horrible snow storm in someplace that rarely sees snow.

a huge crazy flood. need not i say more.

and people dying from dehydration in the east.

all which have never happen before.

you know sometimes i do feel ashamed of myself because the oil and gas industry isn’t exactly green and clean. wait till you see it with your own eyes.

as i do my part in trying to minimize pollution and such, i hope my readers will do the same too. even the slightest thought to green the earth counts. it starts there.

cute

i tell you hor

he (bukimao/pikachu the kitten) play at the door there

then the dog poke the head inside

he didnt see

then he turn and saw the dog

then hor

he stand on 2 legs

then angkat his paw, spread open widely

and jumping in circles

like witch

lol. somehow the way she said it and the way i imagine how the kitten reacted to the dog, cannot tahan. lol. :)

malaysia 1.0

“dude, you’re from malaysia?”

“yeah man i am. i think you migrated to australia from malaysia right?”

lol. that’s an introduction between me and this other guy after a short conversation during lunch.

haha.

.oo..e

this is nice. :)

it says:

(guy playing volleyball)

O

(transparent ball)

(guy smelling armpit)

(guy kicking guy smelling armpit’s ass)

e  

ah so the world cup is done.

dey, fried sotong satu please?